Today, Nancy and Topper penetrate your defences with our fat observations on Clive Cussler's Cyclops! The action is ramping up on three fronts: a Cuban military outpost, a secretive Washington cabal of science billionaires, and THE MOOOOOON! We spend a truly unfortunate amount of time talking about television through the ages, the proper way to carry your Man Bride across the threshold, and the history of [redacted]. We're also still blissfully in the episodes recorded BEFORE the election, so if you need some escapism, Sandecker also screams at the President!