Darin and Gabe discuss the Baudrillardian classic "The Curse of Curves," which radically sucks. And they play "Which Poet of the Western Canon Wrote This: Shaant or Someone Else"

They both think this song doesn't slap.

Cover art by Jeremy Hammond. You can find him on twitter dot com at @jeremythunder.

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