Does It Slap?

In episode 6 of the Cool Guy Rock series, Gabe and Darin discuss the Third Eye Blind song "Semi-Charmed Life."

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In episode 5 of the Cool Guy Rock series, Gabe and Darin discuss the Goo Goo Dolls song "Name."

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New episodes of the Cool Guy Rock series will be released on Mondays and Thursdays at precisely 8:32 a.m. Unless Gabe gets a concussion and is told not to use a computer for a few days, in which case they might come out on a random Wednesday.

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In episode 4 of the Cool Guy Rock series, Gabe and Darin discuss the Matchbox Twenty song "3 A.M."

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Intro and outro music by New Junk City. You can listen to New Junk City's music at newjunkcityatl.bandcamp.com. Support their art at newjunkcity.limitedrun.com. Now more than ever.

New episodes of the Cool Guy Rock series will be released on Mondays and Thursdays at precisely 8:32 a.m.

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In episode 3 of the Cool Guy Rock series, Darin and Gabe discuss the 1993 Soul Asylum hit "Runaway Train."

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Intro and outro music by New Junk City. You can listen to New Junk City's music at newjunkcityatl.bandcamp.com. Support their art at newjunkcity.limitedrun.com. Now more than ever.

New episodes of the Cool Guy Rock series will be released on Mondays and Thursdays at precisely 8:32 a.m.

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In episode 2 of the Cool Guy Rock series, Gabe and Darin discuss the Gin Blossoms' hit "Hey Jealousy."

Cover art by Jeremy Hammond. You can find him on twitter dot com at @jeremythunder.

Intro and outro music by New Junk City. You can listen to New Junk City's music at newjunkcityatl.bandcamp.com. Support their art at newjunkcity.limitedrun.com. Now more than ever.

New episodes of the Cool Guy Rock series will be released on Mondays and Thursdays at precisely 8:32 a.m.

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In the first episode of a new 15-part series, Gabe and Darin explore the origins of Cool Guy Rock, aka S--- Rock, aka the Music that Killed Rock Music, by looking at an early Goo Goo Dolls song, There You Are.

Cover art by Jeremy Hammond. You can find him on twitter dot com at @jeremythunder.

Intro and outro music by New Junk City. You can listen to New Junk City's music at newjunkcityatl.bandcamp.com. Support their art at newjunkcity.limitedrun.com. Now more than ever.

New episodes of the Cool Guy Rock series will be released on Mondays and Thursdays at precisely 8:32 a.m.

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Gabe and Darin talk about the listener-requested "Never Fight a Man with a Perm" by Idles. They talk about the time Darin's band got a dorm evacuated, reminisce about the golden age of battle rap insults, and get confused by British drug slang.

They both think this song slaps.

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Darin and Gabe talk about comrade Britney Spears' revolutionary anthem "Work Bitch."

The layers of irony are numerous and complicated, but both think the song slaps, kinda.

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Gabe and Darin discuss the bleeby, bloopy postmodern pop song “Gone” by Charli XCX featuring Christine and the Queens. They discuss adult video stores, straight edge bands, and foreign language classes. Not gonna lie, they were both a little drunk for this one.

Neither thought it slaps.

Cover art by Jeremy Hammond. You can find him on twitter dot com at @jeremythunder.

Intro and outro music by New Junk City. You can listen to New Junk City's music at newjunkcityatl.bandcamp.com. Support their art at newjunkcity.limitedrun.com. Now more than ever.

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Darin and Gabe discuss the Baudrillardian classic "The Curse of Curves," which radically sucks. And they play "Which Poet of the Western Canon Wrote This: Shaant or Someone Else"

They both think this song doesn't slap.

Cover art by Jeremy Hammond. You can find him on twitter dot com at @jeremythunder.

Intro and outro music by New Junk City. You can listen to New Junk City's music at newjunkcityatl.bandcamp.com. Support their art at newjunkcity.limitedrun.com. Now more than ever.

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