In maybe the most focused episode to date, Darin and Gabe discuss radical self-care, the beautiful trap of consumer culture, and what it means to "get over" someone.

They both think this song slaps.

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Zach and Kelton from Psychic Dolphin Garage stop by to talk about AOL.com's Rock Song of the Year, "Been to Hell" by the Hollywood Undead. Darin and Gabe try unsuccessfully to convince Kelton and Zach that this is a secretly subversive anti-capitalist anthem.

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No one thinks this song slaps, even ironically.

Cover art by Jeremy Hammond. You can find him on twitter dot com at @jeremythunder.

Intro and outro music by New Junk City. You can listen to New Junk City's music at newjunkcityatl.bandcamp.com. Support their art at newjunkcity.limitedrun.com.

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Gabe and Darin discuss wolf-shirt rock, cable news anchor Greta Van Susteren, whether Greta Van Fleet have ever had any sort of human interactions, and play the quiz-show game "Is it Greta Van Fleet, or is it Led Zeppelin?"

Neither thinks this song slaps, and in fact both find it wildly objectionable.

Cover art by Jeremy Hammond. You can find him on twitter dot com at @jeremythunder.

Intro and outro music by New Junk City. You can listen to New Junk City's music at newjunkcityatl.bandcamp.com. Support their art at newjunkcity.limitedrun.com.

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Darin and Gabe discuss the racial and class implications of skateboarding, Rep. Steve King's support for Colonel Jessup, and whether Gabe is more forgettable than former(?) NBA player Raymond Felton. But mostly they talk about hip-hop supergroup Felt's song "Early Mornin' Tony."

They both think this song slaps.

Cover art by Jeremy Hammond. You can find him on twitter dot com at @jeremythunder.

Intro and outro music by New Junk City. You can listen to New Junk City's music at newjunkcityatl.bandcamp.com. Support their art at newjunkcity.limitedrun.com.

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Darin and Gabe discuss the merits of shower beers; the meandering, awkward conversations you have with your ex; and the philosophy of what it means for a song to slap. But mostly they talk about this gem of the sadcore genre.

In a first ever split decision, Darin thinks this song slaps and Gabe is wrong.

Cover art by Jeremy Hammond. You can find him on twitter dot com at @jeremythunder.

Intro and outro music by New Junk City. You can listen to New Junk City's music at newjunkcityatl.bandcamp.com. Support their art at newjunkcity.limitedrun.com.

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Darin and Gabe discuss Southern accents; the phony cultural dichotomy between Red States and Blue States; and whether you can, in fact, hide red.

Darin and Gabe think this song can be re-purposed for socialist ends, but they do not think this song slaps.

Cover art by Jeremy Hammond. You can find him on twitter dot com at @jeremythunder.

Intro and outro music by New Junk City, the best ever band named after a level in Earthworm Jim. You can listen to New Junk City's music at newjunkcityatl.bandcamp.com. Support their art at newjunkcity.limitedrun.com.

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Darin and Gabe discuss the perils of the Hollywood dream, the work of post-structuralist theoretician Michel Foucault, and werewolves, all somehow in the service of discussing the inoffensive ukelele hit "Riptide" by Vance Joy.

Darin and Gabe, somewhat improbably, both think this song slaps.

Cover art by Jeremy Hammond. You can find him on twitter dot com at @jeremythunder.

Intro and outro music by New Junk City. One time when I was wearing a New Junk City shirt, a security guard stopped me and said, somewhat condescendingly, "New Junk City? Puhlease..." I still have no idea what she was getting at, but you can listen to New Junk City's music at newjunkcityatl.bandcamp.com. Support their art at newjunkcity.limitedrun.com. Puhlease.

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Darin and Gabe discuss hot girl summer (#hotgirlsummer), Lizzo's stance on polyamory (#notafan), and what to do if David Copperfield tries to hit on you at a club (#whattodoifdavidcopperfieldtriestohitonyouataclub).

Darin and Gabe both think this song slaps unquestionably and without reservation.

Cover art by Jeremy Hammond. You can find him on twitter dot com at @jeremythunder.

Intro and outro music by New Junk City, who I think are a good band and I stand by. Listen to New Junk City's music at newjunkcityatl.bandcamp.com. Support their art at newjunkcity.limitedrun.com.

Darin and Gabe discuss the moving target demographic of Rap Genius readers, the total mindfuck of watching your semi-estranged father die of cancer, and the age-old question: are people who smoke pipes bougie or just old-fashioned?

Both Darin and Gabe think this song slaps.

Cover art by Jeremy Hammond. You can find him on twitter dot com at @jeremythunder.

Intro and outro music by New Junk City, who don't give a shit about your keys, and who slap. Listen to New Junk City's music at newjunkcityatl.bandcamp.com. Support their art at newjunkcity.limitedrun.com.

Darin and Gabe discuss the problems with the "tortured artist" narrative, post-grunge gibberish, the efficacy of tetracycline-based antibiotics on invertebrate species, and why Dave Grohl would make a terrible house guest.

Do they think this song slaps? The answer might surprise you.

Cover art by Jeremy Hammond. You can find him on twitter dot com at @jeremythunder.

Intro and outro music by New Junk City, who slap in both the Platonic and Aristotelian sense. Listen to New Junk City's music at newjunkcityatl.bandcamp.com. Support their art at newjunkcity.limitedrun.com.