Welcome to the inaugural episode of our fictional news program, I.C. Quantum News. In today's episode, we dive into Big Joey Tech's ambitious IPO and their plan to revolutionize long-range travel with adorable kangaroo mechs. We explore the societal impact of necromancy becoming mainstream, as everyday Earthians summon the undead to assist with daily chores. Plus, we discuss the push for slime to become the universal Earthian currency and uncover a mysterious power outage at a high-security testing facility involving carnivorous macro-snails. Tune in for the biggest news in the universe!

Written & Produced by Michael David Marshall

I.C. Quantum News S1E1

Insolent Cool Radio #1

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