ICQN continues its hard-hitting coverage of the ongoing Martian migration crisis—from vampire-run snail ranching to Earth’s sudden military buildup. In this episode, we hear from the enigmatic Count Bobby, Admiral Sprocket on the new orbital warfleet, and Dr. Horace Vega on why Zodiac-based hiring quotas might just save us all. Plus, a fiery commercial break from the Acolytes of Bouldorf (who claim to have purchased Earth with Bitcoin). Don’t miss a minute of this interplanetary drama!