In this episode of I.C. Quantum News, Big Joey Tech's highly anticipated kangaroo mech demonstration goes disastrously wrong, sparking debates over artificial superintelligence rights and corporate responsibility. The controversy surrounding undead labor heats up, with legal battles over the use of the “z-word” and the societal implications of necromancy normalization. Additionally, we discuss the latest hurdles facing the slime-as-a-currency movement. Tune in for the biggest news in the universe!