VERY explicit. Like… extremely. 😭
I hope the kids ain’t listening.
Family, I’m sorry.
And honestly? I’m sorry to the people who know me in real life and have NEVER encountered this side of me because whew…
This episode somehow turned into:
• why everybody keeps trying to recruit me 🫠
• why I apparently give “group activity” energy
• me realizing I’m getting old because I now have podiatrist-prescribed foot braces to stretch my tendons
• why I laugh at things that absolutely should not be funny
• and why I DON’T get offended by things I probably should.
So basically… chaos, self reflection, sexual confusion, aging, and bad knees.
Welcome back to the Happy Hour. 🍸