Cynical Schlock

By Cynical Schlock

Join the Cynical Schlock crew as we subject ourselves to the worst films we can find and share our honest, humorous reviews with you. From B-movies to straight-to-DVD releases, no movie is too terribl... more

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The podcast currently has 17 episodes available.

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December 04, 2022 Episode 7: Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972)
Come Join our Crew while we discuss a Christmas movie that has as much to do about Christmas as it does one of its Titular characters the Ice Cream Bunny. Santa gets stranded in Florida of all places and is forced to enlist the help of local theme park attending children through the use of telepathy which is where all of the craziness starts to happen.
Directed by
Richard Winer ... (as R. Winer)
Jay Ripley ... Santa Claus (as Jay Clark)

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......Let's give credit where credit is Due......
Happy New Year Everyone! - Animal Crossing New Horizons
"Zombie Chase" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Author: Kevin MacLeod Website -Royalty Free Music (incompetech.com)

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37min
November 20, 2022Episode 6: ThanksKilling (2007)
It's Thanksgiving so we watched the worst Thanksgiving movie we could find. a turkey puppet who uses a shotgun and half a million one liners to murder his targets is the villain of this low budget comedic horror movie. join us while we review ThanksKilling!
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......Let's give credit where credit is Due......
Director
Jordan Downey

Writers
Jordan Downey

Brad Schulz

(additional dialogue) Kevin Stewart

Stars
Wanda Lust

Natasha Cordova

Lindsey Anderson

Release date
December 6, 2008 (United States)

Budget
$3,500 (estimated)
Genre: Horror Comedy
Creepy Horror Song (Music Box, Piano & Symphony) „Lorelei's Lullaby” (2) Ryan Creep - YouTube Song -
"Zombie Chase" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Author: Kevin MacLeod Website -Royalty Free Music (incompetech.com)
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49min
November 13, 2022 Episode 5: Invisible Dad (1997)
Join our crew while they Discuss the 1997 family comedy Invisible Dad! After moving cross country, Doug finds a strange computer that can make his wildest dreams come true... or his is dad vanish.
CYNICAL SCHLOCK social media and contact info
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Email: [email protected]
Website: https://linktr.ee/cspcast
......Let's give credit where credit is Due......
Director: Fred Olen Ray
Writer: Steve Latshaw/ Fred Olen Ray
Stars: Daran Norris, Karen Black, William Meyers
Genre: Family Comedy
Creepy Horror Song (Music Box, Piano & Symphony) „Lorelei's Lullaby” (2) Ryan Creep - YouTube Song -
"Zombie Chase" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Author: Kevin MacLeod Website -Royalty Free Music (incompetech.com)
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1h 1min
October 30, 2022 Episode 4: Hobgoblins (1988)
Join Aster Joey and Owl while they Discuss the 1988 rip off of Gremlins by director, writer and producer Rick Sloan. an alien species escapes from a movie studio film vault to wreak havoc on a group of local teens by trying to use their fantasies to lure them to their death!
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......Let's give credit where credit is Due......
Director: Rick Sloan
Writer: Rick Sloan
Stars: Daran Norris Tom Bartlett Paige Sullivan
Genre: Horror.
Creepy Horror Song (Music Box, Piano & Symphony) „Lorelei's Lullaby” (2) Ryan Creep - YouTube Song -
"Zombie Chase" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Author: Kevin MacLeod Website -Royalty Free Music (incompetech.com)
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47min
October 23, 2022 Episode 3: Hell of The Living Dead (1980)
The CSP crew is back for another Horrible Halloween episode! This time we discuss HELL OF THE LIVING DEAD, which we dub the worst zombie movie of all time. It has bad makeup and even worse zombie action, tune in to hear our review!
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social media and contact info
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Hell of The Living Dead (1980)
Director: Bruno Mattei and Claudio Fragasso
Writer: Claudio Fragasso(story and screenplay) José María Cunillés(story and screenplay) Rossella Drudi(uncredited)
Stars: Margie Newton Franco Garofalo Selan Karay
Genre: Horror.
Creepy Horror Song (Music Box, Piano & Symphony) „Lorelei's Lullaby” (2) Ryan Creep - YouTube Song -
"Zombie Chase" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Author: Kevin MacLeod Website -Royalty Free Music (incompetech.com)
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36min
October 16, 2022 Episode 2: Shark Exorcist (2015)
Horrible Halloween continues as we review SHARK EXORCIST from 2015. This shark horror had our hosts moanin' and groanin' over the horrible acting, mouth breathing cameraman and so much more. Even though this movie has a run time of just over an hour, it feels like a lifetime of pain. This movie was so bad, our entire cast was forced to apologize.
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......Let's give credit where credit is Due......
Shark Exorcist (2015)
Director: Donald Farmer
Writer: Donald Farmer
Stars: Angela Kerecz, Bobby Kerecz, Roni Jonah.
Genre: Horror.
Creepy Horror Song (Music Box, Piano & Symphony) „Lorelei's Lullaby” (2) Ryan Creep - YouTube
Song - "Zombie Chase" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Author: Kevin MacLeod Website - http://incompetech.com/Royalty Free Link - http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-...Genre Link - http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-...
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1h 1min
October 09, 2022Episode 1: Doom Asylum (1987)
Join our crew while they dive into the first Horrible Halloween Movie of the year in our Debut episodes review of DOOM ASYLUM from 1987. This Horror parody had our hosts laughing hard but not for the right reasons. Playboy bunnies, Penthouse models and even one of the girls from Sex and The City decide the best place to party this summer was in an abandoned asylum... One that houses a campy serial killer.
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......Let's give credit where credit is Due......
Doom Asylum 1987
Director: Richard Friedman

Writer: Richard Friedman, Rick Marx, Steven G. Menkin

Stars: Patty Mullen, Ruth Collins, Kristin Davis

Genre: Comedy, Horror

Creepy Horror Song (Music Box, Piano & Symphony) „Lorelei's Lullaby” (2) Ryan Creep - YouTube
Song - "Zombie Chase" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Author: Kevin MacLeod Website - http://incompetech.com/Royalty Free Link - http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-...Genre Link - http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-...
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1h 25min

FAQs about Cynical Schlock:

How many episodes does Cynical Schlock have?

The podcast currently has 17 episodes available.