We`d never have eaten him
if we`d known he were Vegan.
Anyhow, that were last week.
And she said to me did you know
he`d won a million on lottery ?
I said Nooooo, what did he do with it ?
She said he had a piss-up.
He invited all his friends up from Barnsley
and it went on til 4 in the morning
and my husband were upstairs having kittens.
Oh my giddy aunt.
What ya gonna do when there`s no beer left ?
What ya gonna do when the moon turns red ?
What ya gonna do when the bars are gone ?
What ya gonna do when you can`t go on ?
You use to be dapper
the talk of the town
Well those days are gone honey
and look at you now.
You always had friends
you were part of the crowd.
Well those friends were fun honey
but where are they now ?
What ya gonna do when there`s no beer left ?
What ya gonna do when the moon turns red ?
What ya gonna do when the bars are gone ?
What ya gonna do when you can`t go on ?
Last orders at the bar ladies and gentlemen !
Come on ! Sup up !
Ehhhh last orders at the bar ladies and gentlemen !
When did yer hair fall out ?
I said a greyhound ?
Did you know he`d won a million on lottery ?
Gives us a kiss Doreen.
Come on !
Sup up !
There`s Katy.
Give us a kiss luv.
Ooo heck, I`m as pissed as a newt.
You used to be cool
the dish of the day.
Now nobody wants you
cos you`re old and grey.
You had all the boys
out on the floor.
Now they avoid you
cos you`re just a bore.
What ya gonna do when there`s no beer left ?
What ya gonna do when the moon turns red ?
What ya gonna do when the bars are gone ?
What ya gonna do when you can`t go on ?
