Don't Sit There.  It's Wet.

Dad Bod (My Dad Bod)


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Old men in the gym; it's so wrong to take a picture of an old nude man reading a novel, right?  Also...I become super vulnerable and admit that I wore a pair of contacts as a teenager for an entire year.  That's 365 days contact lenses became a part of me, like Garth's underwear.  My brother and his friend were busted at Wal-Mart for shoplifting as teenagers--DVDs were their prime target and they didn't go down without a lame-ass fight.  My friend's mother liked to tie up her gay husband...or he needed to tie her up to get it up?  Who knows...another gutsy and hardy chunk of audio with Juggalo AND hetero (it's cool, guys), JJ Gooding.  

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Don't Sit There.  It's Wet.By Cole Vrana and JJ Gooding