Dads Being Dads

Covid land on Dads Being Dads and someone’s hurting big time! But the boy wants another R/C car and Randy wonders if there are benefits to being more capitalistic. Motivation follows action and where desire ends, discipline begins, or something like that. Kids have to train, even though we never even remotely considered it.

Randy and Jason realize they are on the cell phones all night long because the settings are hacked. And the lights are left on and it’s costing dollars. The guy at the rink has been here all day, no one can draw a snowflake let alone a hippopotamus and everyone gets a gingerbread house. They […]

Randy and Jason are never ending providing homework help. And they are too focused on the grades. Jason asks what would happen if money was no object, you know because of the gift season. Turns out the lizard brain is behind all of this.

Jason and Randy are over invested in the kids and it’s causing some flawed decisions. The cat was bitten, but nothing’s broken. A COVID remedy is real, but will Jason take it before Vitamin I? And Randy hacks his son’s Kahoots!

Jason comes in hot, late, time’s short and grades are flying in.  Randy realizes what talking to 8th graders is actually like. Social ties are unravelling. But the dance goes on. You should date so and so, but not too much seven in heaven. Always practice empathy, by the way is her leg broken?

Jason detects Omicron and explains to Randy who is talking about the mother of innovation. Oprah never cooks, we aren’t fooled Tovala Oven. Jason’s boy won’t talk, but we’re still trying and will make deposits anyways. There’s such a thing as a Smart Sock but the FDA won’t have any of it. Randy goes away […]

Jason and Randy wrap up the season with more soccer talk about who is being poorly coached and who is running Beep Tests. The stress of college is setting in already and books are being read. Should we just get our name on the truck instead? Recruiting is challenging, but that’s mostly self-inflicted. And what […]

Rand and Jason take a deep dive into some money and share thoughts on where they get their financial advice. How does money even work and what was wampum? Who likes cryptocurrency and who doesn’t? And there’s some academics and what achievement means.

Randy still won’t answer the phone even if he’s lost. Jason wants someone he knows to call. As always, don’t mow down the pedestrians and store your money in buckets. Then you can buy Rubick’s Cube Lube. Back to cell phones and they are the worst even if they teach you how to play guitar.

Randy has some financial conversations with the folks. Jason reads more, real, email and recommends against being like daddy. And how to manage the toddler bed. Randy dusts off the newborn skills and there are many, many soccer pictures.