Not quite enough sleep. Purging. Burn the books. Morality of paper disposal. Progressive fires. Back to school already?!? Embrace the workbooks. I’m tired you read. Dads being BAD!
Favorite Color. Stripping Bikes. Randy Trains for the PMC. Summer Plans. Tent living. Pools are the worst. CARS are actually the worst. Common Core is the Best Suffering is sweet. Nerf Stick.
Fathers Day Ummm… Ahhh. Eating Meat. Potty in the Kitchen. Stickgerald is in effect. Welcome to spare freezerland. I read to you, you read to me. Last time for everything. Swing ratios. Minecraftshaft.