Chris apologizes for nothing. Chia seed racism. Superfood tips. Have we made our kids terrified of peanut butter? Dads talk charity and other important tangents. Water rockets in depth. It’s pronounced “s-tus” like in justice and comes from Vern Estes.

Life is looking up. Toddlers now 75% less surly. Busy with sports and sleeping. Epic imagination storytelling trap. Bus stop order is extremely important. Container gardening and responsibility training. Loud talkers, keep away from mah stroller! How do you develop empathy?

Randy edits Chris’s audio to be embarrassing. Sock Napkins.   Far more common than we thought. Rocket party planning continues. Bye bye nursing! Toddler 2.0, now 100% more surly! Pro tip to diffuse crazy kids.. sacrifice the body. Randy instigates yet more drivers. How to give constructive and creative guidance. Trail mix.

April vacation Scrambles. Visiting Dad at work. The Only thing she stops for is pooping. Physical labor can be fun (not the having babies labor). Randy unveils the Supershed. Sock Napkins. Criminal Dads? Teach a kid to bike by not trying.

Soccer talk. Surly Children vs Surly Dads. Chris and Randy get mouthy. No child can resist the dance. Kryptonic powers and close calls. Liver and onions for breakfast Baby Crates! What the cage?!