And the winner of the first academy award received it in . . . ? Was that before or after the first president born in a hospital was born?

Which pawed is you dog? Does that have anything to do with googly eyes? 

You may be a duffer on the golf course, but who were the original duffers?

Will Carrie enter the tunnel of worms? What if they glow?

Where did the presidents busts go? Who's the sixth in line to the president?

Happy Valentines Day!

Could you use this or will you use it? You will!

Who were the hot stuffed peppers? Did they suffer from nyctalopia? Had they ever been kissed?

Would you rather have Chocolate in your belly or a kitten massaging it? 

What ability would John D. Rockefeller pay more for than any other under the sun? Heart sight? Maybe.

Want to soften butter quicker? 

How much toilet water do you use?

Was the e-cigarette invented in the ... ?

Deja Poo again? Was that big foot?

Be a good listener and don't get your hair in a tangle! You don't want to end up on Grub Street.

If it's windy, just stick a coin in it.

When did the lights go out in Brussels?  Did you smile at your colon exam? Did you trip on a fish?

What do you know about almonds? Wisconsin?

Do you say "origin" the right way?

Practice your introduction!

Did the Beatles come to America because Lady Godiva rode naked through the streets?

When might drinking water give a cat the cobbywobbles?

Are you named after a relative?

Does Bob's nom du plume suck?

Remember to win people gently and quickly admit when you're wrong.

Why doesn't Yeti like our intro? He'd probably rather be in a Free Spirit Sphere!

What leaves do silkworms eat? HInt: Not ice cream bread

What are the odds of becoming a pro athlete? Yell it next time you're in the bathroom.

And remember, don't be vague! Be wrong!

Earthquakes in Italy, % of weight the shell of an egg is.

Can you see a whales poop from space?

Whats the R(AVEN) technique?

Which two states had African American senators in 2013?

REMEMBER PEOPLES NAMES!!!