A guy cooked me dinner last week and dropped spinach on the floor

He attempted to pick it up and use it!

Is eating food off the floor not disgusting ?

My new girlfriend served me shop bought mashed potatoes. 

This is not good enough and not up to my standard.

Would any of you have the audacity to serve a guest shop bought mash? 

The girl I'm dating is nail technician.

My mother says that's not a "real job".

What do you guys think?

My friend is selling her bridesmaid dress she wore for my wedding!

I paid for and think she is so ungrateful to sell it on?

Has she no loyalty whatsoever?

I caught my boyfriend swallowing toothpaste!

He says he does it all the time for good breath.

My friends think this is mad, is this normal?

My neighbour knocked on my door and announced that her cat was pregnant.

She was convinced it was my male cat who “knocked her up”.

She wants me to give her some money, what do you think?

My new girlfriend is a messy eater!

When she came to a family event, she wore a bib for the entire meal!

I’m really embarrassed about it, what should I do?

A girl dipped her chips into my food!

We only went on one date and she feels that entitled?

Lads, I can't get over this, is it a dealbreaker?

The guy I'm seeing keeps Skittles under his pillow.

He'll wake at 3am and stat munching on them

Is this not odd behavior?

I have a problem with my new housemate!

She is taking my spot on the couch!

Should I go to the landlord about it?