Maura apologizes for the leafblowers who decided to set up shop outside her office window, in the desert, wHERE THERE ARE NO LEAVES TO BLOW This week:  

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Meghan is a bad bad mean lady :(
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Drinking and driving is for losers. Drinking and reading the tabloids, on the other hand, is for winners. This week:  

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He’s a very busy guy with a lot of hard work to do. 
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We’ve got these fails in the bag. This week:  

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What’s the opposite of manifesting? That’s what we’re doing. 
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Don’t worry, Meghan Markle still shows up in this one. This week:  

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We hope everything’s going Arche-well.
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Fail to the chief. This week:  

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We’re ailing from all this failing.

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