We can’t all have giant blue orbs that shine in the moonlight or whatever. 

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Yes, we mention the worm. 

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You, too, can pass off unhinged and monstrous behavior as a lifestyle. Please don’t, though.

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“We open with trees and dappled sunlight. Then fails, close-up in all their magical symmetry.”

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Today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna fail it back to you. 

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We’re doing fries and fails.

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He’s putting the “respect” in “disrespectful”... yeah, we didn’t think this one through.

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Fails are in the mail, just like alien mummies 🥰

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He’s not. We don’t think that. Please believe us.

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Who’s being weird? Not us.

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