Daily Fail

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  • Ladies, Your New Eyeliner Inspo Is… JD Vance?

    We can’t all have giant blue orbs that shine in the moonlight or whatever. 

    This week: 

    • Melania Trump finally explains the “I really don’t care” jacket, and it is not especially satisfying
    • Hashtag where’s Meghan is NOT gonna land
    • Literally a makeup tutorial to steal JD Vance’s look

    • Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.

      Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

      And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

      Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. 

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      38 min
    • RFK Jr. Is Being Chased By Porn, A Thing That Happens

      Yes, we mention the worm. 

      This week:  

      • The affair that took media Twitter by storm and made everyone else feel really weird
      • Tiny piece of chocolate > emotional intimacy. Scientifically!
      • The many reasons Huw Edwards might not be truly culpable for the heinous crimes he admitted to 
      • Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.

        Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

         

        And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 


        Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. 


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        39 min
      • Thing Sean Combs Did That Sounds A Lot Like A Crime Is Actually A Lifestyle

        You, too, can pass off unhinged and monstrous behavior as a lifestyle. Please don’t, though.

        This week: 

        • Racist conspiracies about Haitian immigrants eating pets are believed, but not by as many people as the Fail thinks
        • Dave Grohl’s infidelity was actually caused by his wife’s tennis coach
        • Diddy’s lawyer insists it’s “just a lifestyle,” and she’s glamorous so must be believed.

        • Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.

          Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

          And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

          Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. 


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          36 min
        • A Candid, Completely NOT Staged William And Kate Moment

          “We open with trees and dappled sunlight. Then fails, close-up in all their magical symmetry.”

          This week:  

          • Kamala Harris was wearing German bluetooth earrings (nah)
          • Taylor Swift’s boyfriend is going to endorse Harris/Walz… oR iS hE
          • The William and Kate video that made everyone go “oh yeah, just like in Gladiator!”  

          • Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.

            Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

            And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

            Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.


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            42 min
          • Oasis Is Reuniting. Is Meghan Markle To Blame?

            Today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna fail it back to you. 

            This week: 

            • Rumors about a Swift-Kelce breakup are serving AI realness (huh?) 
            • The Gallaghers could provide a blueprint for Harry and William to reconcile, or they would if Meghan wasn’t there
            • Nicole Kidman looks so young, but we’re gonna dance around the reason why and just wink knowingly until it gets weird 

            • Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.

              Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

              And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

              Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.


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              34 min
            • Is Kamala Harris Making Up The McDonald’s Thing? (Probably Not)

              We’re doing fries and fails.

              This week:  

              • Intrepid journalism on whether Kamala Harris is a frycook fraud goes, of course, nowhere
              • Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have baby fever (because babies exist)
              • Who’s worse, Prince Andrew or [insert pretty much anyone else]

              • Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.

                Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

                And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

                Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. 


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                39 min
              • The Obamas Made It Personal, Not The Birtherism Guy

                He’s putting the “respect” in “disrespectful”... yeah, we didn’t think this one through.

                This week: 

                • Donald Trump says he’s been working really hard to be respectful of the Obamas
                • Simone Biles should be more respectful of the estranged birth mother who did not raise her
                • A mysterious substance is leading to a wave of dementia (it’s COVID and they’re bad at reading studies)
                • Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.

                  Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

                  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

                  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.




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                  48 min
                • Everyone HATES Working For Meghan And Harry (But The Palace Is Perfect)

                  Fails are in the mail, just like alien mummies 🥰

                  This week:  

                  • Donald Trump has an unhinged conversation with Elon Musk, much is said that does not need to be
                  • MEXICAN CONGRESS ALIENSSSSSSSS
                  • Meghan and Harry are hemorrhaging staff (they are not)

                  • Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.

                    Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

                    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 


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                    49 min
                  • JD Vance Is A Cheeky, Likable Guy (ew)

                    He’s not. We don’t think that. Please believe us.

                    This week: 

                    • Doug Emhoff had an affair, kind of, but also more than 10 years ago, and it’s tanking the campaign (it’s not)
                    • JD Vance lives out his Entourage fantasies in a super cool way, and the Fail is totally objective about it
                    • Travis Kelce is concerned for his girlfriend, but not enough to come save her from Vienna

                    • Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.

                      Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

                      And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

                      Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

                      43 min
                    • Meghan Markle Is Jealous Of (checks notes) Kamala Harris

                      Who’s being weird? Not us.

                       This week:  

                      • Meghan Markle and Kamala Harris are actually the same person! Cool!  
                      • Did you know you’re the worst party guest and you’re eating all the canapes? 
                      • NOBODY IS HAVING CARNAL RELATIONS WITH A COUCH (we think) 

                      • Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.

                        Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

                        And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 


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                        45 min

                      About Daily Fail

                      From the publisher's feed

                      A weekly podcast about the worst of the tabloids - from Page Sucks to Hell No to the very rag that inspires the name of our show. Hosted by journalist Maura Currie and culture critic Kristen Meinzer.

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