You’ve always wondered which brand of laptop does God use, right? Daily News Weekly take a progressive, political stand and opposes genocide. Our hard-hitting reporters encounter the Pope. And yes, it’s the last episode of the season. Almost nobody is killed!

In this episode:

• Tonight’s guest is God.

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What do the superheroes Captain France, Captain Britain and Captain Russia have in common with New York, your favorite woke spokesperson Stephan and South Carolina? Also, Spanish chefs.

In this episode:

• Tonight’s guest is Queen Elizabeth of England.

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Man, have we got one hell of a show for you tonight. We are going to have two presidential guests here tonight. We are going to explore the Modern Remake of The Classic 70s and 80s TV Series “Love Boat”. We’ll introduce you to your favorite music genre, elevator music. We’ll of course have news in brief.

In this episode:

• Interview with Joe Biden?

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Our audience is smaller than usual today because our guests from the previous show, Chewbakka and R2D2, infected the entire audience with Imperial Space Gonorrhea. This means Health and Safety have temporarily banned us from having an audience.

In this episode:

• Interview with the world’s First sentient artificial intelligence (AI).

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You begged. You pleaded. You got down on your knees. Praying that another season of Daily News Weekly. Would never see the light of day. And we listened… to none of you. That’s right, we’re back!

With more explosions than ever before. With news more sensationally salacious than a sexy hot dog eating contest. And less journalistic integrity than a sock puppet on LSD.

In this episode:

• Hitler had to cancel.

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That’s right, we’re back mother*****rs! In season two of Daily News Weekly, get your ears ravaged with studio guests like Donald Trump, Joe Biden and The Queen of England. Indulge in exotic topics like stealing candy from babies, artificial intelligence and artisan Japanese toothpick-making. Ravage your mind with shocking stories of alien abduction, the disturbing truth about Captain America and a horrifying season finale with death, destruction and brotherly love.

So tune your favorite podcast app to Daily News Weekly and get your ears ready for annihilation on October 11th! Can’t wait that long? Sign up for Daily News Weekly on Patreon and get all episodes one week ahead of the common people.

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Transmitting directly from the IDGAF Productions’ headquarters, Daily News Weekly is your most trusted source of fictional news, with your host Bill Baloney.

Daily News Weekly is your most trustworthy source of fictional news! In this biweekly episode, your host Bill Baloney takes you through:

Pedo Santa Is Real

Daily News Weekly is your most trustworthy source of fictional news! In this biweekly episode, your host Bill Baloney takes you through:

Comet to Destroy All Life on Earth in Five Months

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Daily News Weekly is your most trustworthy source of fictional news! In this biweekly episode, your host Bill Baloney takes you through:

Germany Switches from Nuclear to Coal in Bid to Save the Environment

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Daily News Weekly is your most trustworthy source of fictional news! In this biweekly episode, your host Bill Baloney takes you through:

Comfortable Lies Party Beats Unpleasant Truth Party in Election

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