Dame It All To Hell

The pink wave keeps rolling as Stacey Abrams (GA), Amy McGrath (KY), Gina Ortiz Jones (TX), and Lupe Valdez (TX) all win their Democratic Primary races (in Red States)!
 
 Asshat of the week is Jason Miller, a Trump campaign spokesperson who admitted to having an extramarital affair with one of his Trump campaign staffers, AJ Delgado, who subsequently gave birth to Miller's love child. Delgado was abruptly fired from her job at a pro-Trump PAC last month and has started a GoFundMe campaign to help cover legal and other bills while she engages in a custody battle with Miller, who has decided his child should not be raised by "a single mother". What a motherf*cker!
 
 The Department of Defense spent $6.8 million on "Paid Patriotism" at sporting events, including giant flags on the field and tributes to the military. Tracy and Kelly have a thing or two to say about using taxpayer dollars for that, and you might be surprised by their reactions.
 
 Crazy Shit People Say: Jazmina Saavedra, a Republican candidate for Congress from California, live-streamed a video of herself confronting a transgender woman inside a bathroom in Denny's. She complained that her "privacy" was being invaded by the transgender woman using a toilet stall, announced that she had pepper spray, and even involved a restaurant manager. Apparently, the irony of live-streaming video from inside a bathroom because you think someone else using the toilet is invading your privacy was completely lost on her.
 
 All that and more in this jam-packed episode!

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Epic troll god and sloth master Shoshana Weissmann joins the Dames for this wild romp through Pennsylvania, Nebraska, and the D.C. dating scene!
 
 Is the pink wave real, or will it crash against the rocks of "women can't win" cynicism? It's looking good in Nebraska where Democratic establishment choice Brad Ashford lost to Bernie-style liberal Kara Eastman in the primary for the state's 2nd Congressional District, by 1,126 votes. Now she just has to beat the Republican in November...
 
 Missouri Governor and extreme asshat Eric Greitens had the charge dropped in the invasion-of-privacy case against him, but the Dames still generally agree that sticking your penis in a sobbing woman's mouth qualifies him as a douchebag.

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In this very energetic episode, Tracy and Kelly tackle recent news that NY AG Eric Schneiderman is a hypocrite of superhero proportions, championing women's issues by day and beating and humiliating his girlfriends by night (https://nyti.ms/2ItWYm5). Seriously, how do you go to the police when your abuser is the AG?
 
 Crazy Shit People Say: Don Blankenship, candidate for Senate from West Virginia, is an Americaperson who really doesn't like Chinapeople (http://bit.ly/2jNzYjN).
 
 Michelle Obama's call for women to take more risks (http://bit.ly/2jNKszC) gets Kelly and Tracy into a raw, honest debate about the expectations women should have about how they'll be treated when they fail. One says women are held to higher standards so failure has greater consequences as long as sexism reigns in the workplace. The other says things won't change until women act like the standards are equal. Are you #TeamTracy or #TeamKelly? Let us know!

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This week the Dames are joined by Jen Harrington, who runs the Republican email fundraising company Conservative Connector. Tracy and Kelly agreed to tone down their language at Jen's request, but the swear jar was full before the second segment.
 
 In this episode, they discuss their complex reactions to Michelle Wolf's jokes at the White House Correspondent's Dinner. Then they react to all the other reactions, from good to bat-sh*t crazy.
 
 Big Question: Can women truly have it all? And are women who decide "having it all" means giving up a career for family looked down upon by others? So many perspectives in this lively discussion!
 
 And then there's Bill Cosby...
 
 

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Special guest Brooke Cartus keeps the Dames laughing about water parks, Stormy Daniels, and vegetables in this hilarious special episode.
 
 Ivana Trump finally speaks out about her ex-husband the President and men in general, who just can't keep it zipped. Also, golf.
 
 All that and badass women Senator Tammy Duckworth and Captain Tammie Jo Shults, too!

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After a fun week in Nashville that made Kelly sick, the Dames return to D.C. to talk about new revelations in the raging asshattery of Missouri Gov. Eric Greitens. Will he be impeached before his criminal trial starts May 14?
 
 Barbara Bush passed away this week, and Tracy and Kelly pay tribute to an amazing woman who maintained her authenticity through decades as the matriarch of one of America's most powerful political families. Will miss you, Silver Fox!
 
 Stormy Daniels is kicking off her "Make America Horny Again" tour, and we're still looking for anyone who can put us in touch with her publicist. If you can help make that happen, let us know! We want Stormy to be a guest on Dame It All!
 
 This week's "Crazy Shit People Say" is a little bleak. Kentucky Gov. Matt Bevin "guarantees" that children in his state were sexually assaulted while teachers were on strike. We're pretty sure the only way he could possibly guarantee that is if he was the one doing the assaulting. He later issued a statement in which he apologized "for" the people he'd hurt rather than "to" them. What an asshat!

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Tracy and Kelly call out self-help guru Tony Robbins for awful comments he made about women and the #metoo movement (he later apologized), then move on to give you the latest in the extortion case of Missouri Governor Eric Greitens. Did the woman in question just dream the photograph?
 
 Crazy shit people say takes an interesting turn this week, as the Dames hilariously discuss comments attributed to the Reverand Jim Bakker...which turned out after the recording to be fake news. Okay, we screwed up, but the conversation was just too funny to cut so, enjoy!
 
 
 
 We're still looking for someone who can help us get Stormy Daniels on the show. If you can help make that happen, let us know!

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Do women have an advantage in political campaigns in 2018? Damn right they do, and Tracy and Kelly are thrilled! https://n.pr/2qgLRSr
 
 Shout out to Democrat Mary Wilson of Texas, who beat three men in the recent congressional primary race with a measly $40,000 campaign budget. And...is breastfeeding in campaign ads really a new thing? https://n.pr/2GHoRD5
 
 Tracy points out that the authors of a 2012 study that indicated conservatives beliefs are linked to psychoticism now say they got it wrong...and liberal beliefs are the psychotic ones. Also, eggs are bad good bad good for you. https://nyp.st/2H26HyZ
 
 All that and STORMY DANIELS IS COMING TO DC! http://bit.ly/2GYMDhb
 We want her to be a guest on our show! If you can help make that happen, let us know! http://dameitall.com/contact/

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Liz Chadderdon is back to join Tracy & Kelly this week for another over-the-top episode!
 
 First, Stormy Daniels! The Dames discuss how a porn star has managed to stay in the news while keeping President Trump silent about the whole affair (pun intended).
 
 Asshatery shows up in sports and leisure this week. Tennis star Martina Navratilova learns the BBC is paying her one-tenth what bad boy John McEnroe makes for tennis commentary, even though she has nearly three times the number of grand slam victories, leading Tracy and Kelly to disagree (shocking!) about how pay inequity should be addressed. And D.C. superstar chef Mike Isabella is being sued for alleged horrible sexual harassment of female employees. Seriously, this is some awful stuff.
 
 In this week's Crazy Shit People Say, a Republican Alabama lawmaker disagrees with President Trump on the issue of arming teachers...because he thinks ladies can't handle guns. FFS.
 
 All that and butt-sex, too, in this week's rockin' episode of Dame It All To Hell!

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This is one episode you don't want to miss! The smart, talented and funny Liz Chadderdon joins Tracy & Kelly this week and she kicks everything up a few notches. Then a few more.
 
 First, a pro-life Democratic Congressman defeats his pro-choice challenger—a woman—in the Illinois Democratic Primary. What does it say about the Year of the Woman, if anything?
 
 Kelly puts some new research on the table: It seems liberals are more likely than conservatives to unfriend people on social media. Then she and Liz call serious bullshit on Tracy's explanation (hint: it has to do with conservatives' open-mindedness). Always one to throw a wrench in anyone's attempts to stereotype her, Tracy comes back hard with an unexpected position on California's decision to stop making intentional transmission of HIV a felony.
 
 In an epic Crazy Shit People Say, a D.C. councilman breaks a few driving laws to express his own particular brand of antisemitic conspiracy lunacy. Not to be missed!

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