Damn Goats

Damn Goats

By Ramona Tyler and Jess MercerLeisureHobbies
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Damn Goats episodes

  • Psychological Oddities

    Ramona and Jess talk about various ways your mind can work against you to your detriment. From falling in love with really bad boys (or girls) to thinking you're a walking corpse to wanting to chop off limbs- we'll cover it all and go on tangents about cyberpunk to boot. We're back, baby and we're coming for your brains!

    Sources:

    Cosmopolitan 3 Experts Explain Why Some People Are Attracted to Serial Killers- ELIZA THOMPSON

    A Case Report of Cotard’s Syndrome- Anne, MD Boris Mekinulov, MD

    https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/

    https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn16840-desire-to-amputate-healthy-limbs-shows-up-in-brain-scans/#ixzz6iQaAuwE1

    Glitter Blast by Kevin MacLeod

    Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4707-glitter-blast

    License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

    Rant: The Oral Biography of Buster Casey- Chuck Palahniuk- this is the book I go on about at the end of the episode.

    55 min
  • Monster Mash

    We're Back! After some crazy real life events that have prevented us from podcasting (sorry, fam). We're back with a bang! This time Ramona and Jess have a Monster Mash where they mash up 16 of your favorite movie monsters and villains March Madness style to find out which one reigns supreme! It's a hell of a spooky time and you get to find out how little Ramona knows about basketball and how much she knows about air horns, while discovering whether Jess will allow anything to outrank his beloved xenomorph or predator. It's a wild ride and would Space Jam to shame! 

    1 hr 17 min
  • Serial Killer Showdown

    Ramona and Jess battle some of the most notorious serial killers (and some creeps you may not know much about) to find out who is the worst of the worst. Who would cause more wide-spread panic if let loose upon the world in today's modern era? Would Ted Bundy cause terror? Would John Wayne Gacy drive us crazy? Would Richard Ramirez be a man to fear-ez? Find out all of this and more in our latest episode! 

    Night Vigil by Kevin MacLeod

    Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5746-night-vigil

    License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

    Farting Around by Kevin MacLeod

    Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5152-farting-around

    License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

    Jane Toppan, Bela Kiss, and Belle Gunness information from The World of Lore: Wicked Mortals Aaron Mahnke Del Rey 2018

    Other information on serial killers Via Wikipedia

    1 hr 1 min
  • Black Lives Matter

    Black Lives Matter. 

    Poem the bullet was a girl from Soundcloud by Danez Smith from Academy of American Poets Copyright © 2015 by Danez Smith. Originally published in Poem-a-Day on September 3, 2015, by the Academy of American Poets

    3 min
  • Alien Movie Franchise

    Ramona and Jess explore the vast cosmos and all the xenomorphs within. In space, no one can hear you podcast. In this episode we explore what makes Bill Paxton one of a kind, how does Winona Ryder's hotness improve a movie, and how alien DNA helps improve your B-Ball skills. Complete with mouth-made sound effects, disturbing music, and the ever-present pet interruptions. This episode is more disturbing than Weyland Yutani's overbearing corporate presence!

    1 hr 56 min
  • Affected the Manor Minisode

    In this minisode, Ramona plays a horror VR game. Will she get scared? Does the game actually take place in a haunted Buffalo's restaurant? Are little girls creepy or annoying? Why does the same damn chair keep showing up? The answers to some of these questions will be revealed.

    Advertising Music:

    "Glitter Blast" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

    29 min
  • The Dark Side of Dungeons and Dragons

    Ramona and Jess Dungeon Dive into the "dark side" of D&D. We explore demons, dragons, green slimes, and total party kills- all while our dog, Oscar, stomps around menacingly doing his best Minotaur impression. For some reason, there's more jokes about wandering horror Logan Paul in this episode. Cat kisses! Innocent children turning into big boobied sex witches? A god that kicks other gods' asses to steal their clothes. It's a weird and wild world out there and all it takes is a D20 and some imagination. 

    Our Website

    Music by: Midnight Tale Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/


    References: 

    Art and Arcana- Michael Witwer, Kyle Newman, Jon Peterson, Sam Witwer

    Player's Handbook- Wizards RPG team

    Various Plane information: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outer_Plane

    Iggwilv: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iggwilv

    Abbathor: https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Abbathor

    Mydianchlarus:https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Oinoloth

    Tiamat: .https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiamat

    Kurtulmak: https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Kurtulmak    https://realmofadventure.fandom.com/wiki/Kurtulmak

    The Lady of Pain: https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Lady_of_Pain


    1 hr 49 min
  • The Tiger King and I and Us

    Ramona and Jess review the latest on the Tiger King, Joe Exotic and his colorful cast of characters. Which Hollywood actors should be in the inevitable movie? How many animal guest starts can we accumulate in one episode? More singing and hi-jinks ensue as we look into this wild, wild world and try to decide... which is worse - a cult-ish  zookeeper or Logan Paul? Make up your own mind in this episode of Horror Hoarders. 

    We dig a little deeper into the episode here- where you can find out more about Red Letter Media, Real Lawyer Reacts, and a few updates that were revealed after this episode was recorded!

    1 hr 16 min
  • Creepypasta

    In this episode, Ramona and Jess dive into the murky waters of Creepypastas. They discover the terrors of musty carpets, beige wallpaper, and blue chairs. They encounter creatures like demon cats and shaved apes. We may or may not chop off some limbs and/ or reenact High School text messages. There may be singing involved. Ramona might try to speak Japanese. Who knows what will happen in the wild world of Creepypastas!

    Music from this episode:

    Shadowlands 2 - Bridge Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

    Shadowlands 3 - Machine Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

    Shadowlands 4 - Breath Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

    Shadowlands 5 - Antechamber Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

    Giant Wyrm Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

    This House Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

    Stories read in this episode:

    Annora Petrova https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Annora_Petrova

    The Demon Cat of Guanajuato https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Demon_Cat_of_Guanajuato

    Tomino’s Hell https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Tomino's_Hell

    The Backrooms https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Backrooms

    Apotemnophilia https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Apotemnophilia credited to u/Middlenameredundant

    Normal Porn for Normal People https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Normal_Porn_for_Normal_People written by Cosbydaf

    Things Ramona wrote one time: https://medium.com/@bastlovesmew

    1 hr 8 min
  • The Tiger King

    Ramona and Jess talk about the Tiger King with some minor interruptions from birds and their own pets, some of which are miniature tigers.  Can Ramona convince Jess that all of the hype is worth it? Spoilers for the Tiger King limited series on Netflix. 


    50 min

About Damn Goats

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Some Damn Goats that love table top role playing games, board games, and movies both great and terrible. We will talk about some and/or all of these things on our show. So join us whydontcha?