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Lions and Dinosaurs and Aliens, Oh my! 

Dorothy Valentine, an aspiring wildlife biologist, is intent on achieving her lifelong dream of getting her PhD and becoming a world-renowned biologist. So, life has no room for anything but work, and a relationship is out of the question. But life has a funny way of derailing even the best laid plans. 

While wrapping up her fieldwork, observing meerkats on the plains of Africa, she’s attacked by a hungry lion with its sights set on her being its tasty treat. (Bad Toto! Bad!)

As her life flashes before her eyes, Dorthy is saved by…. abduction? Talk about timing! But a daring escape attempt with her attacker (a now talking lion, lovingly named Toto) results in her crash landing on a planet filled with strange horned Aliens, Pink Dinos, Cow sized Bullfrogs and more! Yeah…and if things weren’t crazy enough, Dorthy finds herself the subject of an alien science breeding program with not one… but two of her alien companions and would be rescuers. Loc, a smooth-talking warrior general with a possessive streak and Sol, a strong and stern no-nonsense hunter with a heart of gold. But even though the pull of her two alluring alien lovers is strong, will they and the opportunity to study, once extinct Dinosaurs and genetically modified earth creatures, be enough to make her stay in this strange place on an unknown planet in a galaxy far far away? Or will she choose to make her escape and get back to the life she’s worked so hard for back on earth?. After all there’s no place like home right? Grab Toto and Let’s find out!

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Navigating the dating scene in your 30’s can be a real struggle. Between dodging all the creepers, to weeding out the guys just looking for a one-night stand, trying to find “The one” seems nearly impossible. Exhausted after one too many failed attempts to find the perfect match and being the last sing-gal in her friend group, Rayna decides to do something crazy, like a summoning ritual one that is supposed to bring her, her soul mate or something like that, So under the light of the full moon and a little tipsy from the wine, she does just that! But the spell didn’t mention that she would be summoning a horned and hunky demon equipped with a rotating dick!. Believing it all to be a wine-induced dream, she decides to live out one of her romance book fantasies and take a ride on the wild side (hey a win’s a win). But when her sleep demon is still there the next morning, she finds he’s more of a nightmare than the man of her dreams. 

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Tana is all about the quiet normal life. To her, Netflix and sweatpants are a perfect night in. Unfortunately, life has a bit more excitement in store for her. Strange things are afoot when Tana’s dreams are hijacked by a man who claims to be her front door. Yeah, her actual door! Equipped with a deep voice, strong hinges, and surprisingly tender feelings. And things get even stranger when Mr. Dream Door warns her of an incoming psycho and offers protection in exchange for a mysterious favor. (No, it’s not oiling his creaky joints. Probably.)

With danger looming, Tana is desperate and running out of options, so she agrees to this bizarre team-up. But as the line between the natural and the supernatural blurs, she’s left wondering, if her sentient security system can actually save her from danger? Will her mysterious stalker hiding in the shadows finally step into the light? And most importantly— will she ever be able to look at door knobs the same way again?

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No one likes a surprise audit from the IRS, but when a sexy suited Anhou shows up at Fern’s door with a desire for more than crunching numbers, suddenly an audit doesn’t seem so bad.

Although the attraction is instant and insatiable, a newly divorced Fern is already dealing with the chaos in her own life and in a small town where gossip spreads quickly, a pretend relationship with her auditor might be more than she can handle, especially when things get hot and heavy every time they get near each other. 

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Gesela has been chosen to break the years-long curse on her village. In order to do so, she must kill the magical toad that dwells at the bottom of the well. But when that toad turns out to be an elven prince, she learns that breaking the curse is only the beginning and comes at a price. Soon after, she’s captured by his revenge-seeking brothers, who are all out to punish her for the death of their brother. Deciding to give her over to the worst of them, the most savage of all the brothers, known as The Beast as punishment, her fate unknown. Will she be able to tame the beast or become another one of his victims? 

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Nikki Dimarko and Callum James – Are in a food fight to the finish. After a dispute over a coveted beach side spot pits the two against each other, they decide to settle their dispute by competing in Maui’s Grand Food Truck Festival. Winner takes all!

Running a Filipino-themed food truck in Maui with her mother wasn’t Nikki's dream job, but after getting the call that her father was ill, she didn’t hesitate to drop everything in Portland and move to Maui to be with her parents. Making her dad a promise to take care of her mother was his last request and Nikki is determined to make sure she keeps it by keeping their food truck afloat, but when the rude British hunk Callum James encroaches on their territory, breaking food truck etiquette and stealing customers, the beef ensue.

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Happy New Year! The Damsels are just coming back from the holiday break and are currently prepping for the next book picks for 2025. However, before everyone went on off to celebrate the holiday festivities, a few of the damsels with special guest, our very own sound engineer, Vigo, met up to share some of their favorite clips from their favorite episodes of 2024. 

What were some of your favorite clips or episodes? Let us know and we might share it on an upcoming episode.

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This is our first-ever review of a sequel to a series.
 
Joyce Parker and Aiden Kim are back again for another wild adventure, but this time, Gods are involved! The witty, fashion-forward, newly appointed director of the reapers court at Eden has a lot on her plate with her new position, but when a majestic being suddenly appears and claims to be the creator of all and then makes a vow to destroy it in an act of revenge before vanishing, Joyce is starting to rethink the afterlife. With the fate of the world on the line, the steaks couldn’t be higher, and the pressure is on. Joyce, Aiden, and Yirah must find a way to stop him, but will they be able to defeat a God hell-bent on ending his creations? Let’s find out….

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Worn out after decades of packing steel and raising hell, Viv, the orc barbarian, cashes out of the warrior’s life with one final score. A forgotten legend, a fabled artifact, and an unreasonable amount of hope lead her to the streets of Thune, where she plans to open the first coffee shop the city has ever seen. 

Tandri is a whip-smart succubus with a caring heart. She is the first person to take Viv up on her employment poster and uses her artistic flair to help the coffee shop flourish. Together, Viv and Tandri learn how to create an amazing space for coffee, found family, and a dash of romance.

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When a spontaneous girls' trip to New Orleans for Mardi Gras exposes Jane Anderson to the secret world of vampires and supernaturals, She finds herself with a little more adventure than expected. A wild night of partying and flirting with a handsome stranger leads her to become one of the undead after a deadly selfie takes her life. Jane is given only THREE WEEKS to learn the ropes before taking a test to get her vampire license (a requirement for all vampires). Jane is on the clock, and failure results in death! With the help of her sire, the handsome stranger who turned her on the night of her accident, she tries to adjust to her new normal, but she finds out that in order to get her license, she must face her greatest fear, BLOOD! Will Jane’s newfound life as the undead be cut short before it even begins? Let’s find out tonight as we discuss License to Bite! 

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