Football is back and the Lions walked into Kansas City and beat the Chiefs. Kadarius Toney had a night he will hopefully forget and Matt Nagy may be a problem (00:00:00-00:17:49). Week 1 picks and preview for every game on Sunday plus Fantasy Fuccbois (00:17:49-01:13:55). We then welcome on our good friend Dan Patrick who wrote a new book and talk to him about the best year for his hair, retiring in 4 years, competition at ESPN and tons more (01:13:55-02:14:47). We finish with Jake's report on Obama's potential hook up (02:14:47-02:28:07) and fyre fest of the week (02:28:07-02:41:52).

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