One and two and three and turn on the porn, because this week I'm watching some dancer porn with professional dancer Alex CHI Johnson. We talk his dance origins in Chicago, working with Beyonce's choreographer, and how to teach an unteachable dancer (me). Then we get into the craziest dance move he's ever been asked to do, his worst dance gig, Dance Moms, and more. Alex also reveals his truly impressive sexual badge of honor, and I learn about "dance dick" and how to combat it. I also find out there's a difference between popping and locking. Who knew? Most people? Probably.

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