Opening Monologue: Our country is being invaded and no one cares. Media focused on Mueller and Creepy Joe while diseased children flood your communities from the third world. College professor: "time is racist".  Chris Matthews warns his fellow Democrats: shifting to the left will create a Nixon/McGovern repeat. 

NO COLLUSION! The biggest story since the big bang has finally come to an end. Jussie Smollett gets off the hook for being a gay, black liberal. Illegal aliens continue to pour into the country, just because Trump is President doesn't mean our work is over.