Dark Asylum

The Asylum is pulling in the overtime this week fresh off their interview with "Voiceover girls from across the pond" and are diving head first into such topics as... Cats puking to Techno music, a continued review for "Elden Ring" from Zack and "WWE2k22" from Big V and Darkness, the trailer for Ms. Marvel dropped and Darkness rants, "The Boys" also debuts it's season 3 trailer, VS. has Lobo taking on BRZERK, the sad passing of Scott Hall as well as William Hurt, the work toilets, CBBC review of "Miles Morales: Straight out of Brooklyn", and much much more!!!

The Asylum dives deep into a big spoilery review of "The Batman", did the sparkly boy wizard finally make the light his, also V rages against the new premise of the "Quantum Leap' reboot, Zack gives his "Elden Ring" review, this week's VS pits Captain Planet against Avatar, Darkness gets an Occulus and enters the Metaverse and things aren't as they seem, Zack watches "Carol vs Joe", the CBBR for "Speeding Bullets", Darkness and Big V review WWE2K22, Buffalo Bill stops by the show and much much more!!

 The Asylum opens it's doors to let the inmates get some yard time. Listen along as they discuss such subjects as.... near death experiences with Pa Freakshine, a new segment is introduced to the show entitled "Does it Suck?" featuring the reboot of Fresh Prince simply titled "Bel Air", Zack gushes over Elven Ring almost being released, a surprise Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies comes out of no where from Netflix, the CBBR of the week "DC Presents Tales from the Dark Multiverse", Seth Rogan acquires our childhood when he takes on writing for TMNT and Darkwing Duck and how scared should we be, the season finale review of "Peacemaker", this week's VS pits Batman against Snake Eyes, a little bit of wrestling news, some Doctor Strange assumptions and much much more!!! 

  The Asylum returns after missing a week but with good reason, join us as a newly awoken Zack, Buzz Lightyear returns, a narcoleptic Big V and Covid riddled Darkness discuss... Treasure hunts, Sony fires back at Microsoft with a purchase of their own, Darkness watches old movies while on bed rest, this weeks VS has Spawn take on Ghost Rider, Big recounts his childhood, the hatred of NFTs and the people shilling for them, the worst superhero movies and how inaccurate the list is, Zack reviews "Jackass Forever", the season finale of "The Book of Boba Fett", Quija Boards vs Spirit Boxes, the CBBR of "The Darkness" vol 1 and much, much more!!!!!

  The Asylum is in your house stealing your snack foods and blasting heavy metal at 2am pissing off the neighbors... topics include... Star Wars games, the passing of Meatloaf and Louie Anderson, the upcoming extortion of WWE2K22 and your wallet, has IDW comics been dealt a deathblow, this weeks VS has Mighty Mouse taking on Ant-Man, Zack has never been to Disneyland where Darth Vader attacks toddlers, Big V sees a Christmas movie...not "A Christmas Movie" but a movie that takes place around Christmas, a favorite segment from the past returns as Darkness almost meets his demise, this week's CBBC review of "Superior Spider-Man", this weeks episodes of "Book of Boba Fett" and "Peacemaker", the greatness of Kevin Sullivan and much much more!!! 

  The Asylum dives into today's hottest headlines and newest media offerings including.... huge video game news as Microsoft continues it quest for world domination, Zack gets new full body merchandise in the shop, the CBBR review for BRZRK, multiple references to past episodes, the crying Rancor man, the review for the first 3 episodes of "Peacemaker", Quantum Leap making a comeback and Zack could care less, Darkness' wife tries to burn him alive mid show, Moon Knight finally gets a decent trailer for Disney+, the deep discussion on who would win if Harry Potter took on Doctor Strange in this weeks VS, Big V reviews "Scream", the latest episode of "Book of Boba Fett", signing up Big V for a 90 day fiancée as Darkness approaches eligibility for my 600 pound life and much much more!!!! 

  How did the guys do after the great sexplosion of episode 69? Tune in to hear all about it as well as.... Big V sprains his nut sack in a wrestling match, the 2nd episode review of "The Book of Boba Fett", Big V and Zack see "The King's Man" and surprise surprise have conflicting reviews, Big V and Darkness review Johnny and Daniel's team up in "Cobra Kai" season 4 and surprise surprise Zack starts watching porn, this weeks VS has the Venture Brothers facing off against what some would say is the inspiration for the Venture Brothers in "Johnny Quest", remembering Bob Sagat, the political incorrectness of Johnny Bravo, the CBBR of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac and we see how many more times I can type in the name Johnny for a single episode description along with so much more!!!!

 A milestone for the Dark Asylum as they finally hit episode 69! Listen to the tantalizing tones as the inmates discuss... the lack of excitement for the D-She-U as Warner Brothers decides to end Superman and Batman from the main movie timeline, one of the greatest N64 games is rumored to be coming to XBOX and Switch, why all the hate for Book of Boba Fett, the CBBR for the most recent volume of "Saga" and what the hell happened in between, how they guys spent their New Year's Eve, this week's VS sees Superman taking on a spinached up Popeye, Zack tells a tale of alcohol overindulgence, Darkness out of wrestling action for an undetermined amount of time, Big V breathes heavy into the microphone, what does the kindler gentler Brock Lesnar as champ mean for the future of WWE after "Day One", and much much more episode 69 shenanigans!!!!