He's Wrath, an ancient seven foot tall vampire who dresses exclusively in unflattering leather pants. She's Beth, a reporter who has no idea she's about to hit Vampire Puberty. All of their friends have ridiculous names! There are ten million books in this series and people are feral for it, let's find out why!

We are very sorry - we are doing our best but . We recorded this before Christmas! So happy every-holidays, I guess.

This one has bad dogs who die, Vampire Nonsense, murdered sex workers as a plot device (I don't think the author really treats them disposably but characters in the book certainly do), Cop Nonsense, some sex-pollen consent issues, attempted rape, and reckless use of surplus consonants.

Oh, and if you want a visual of what somebody thinks these people ought to look like, check out these amazing casting announcement photos.