We asked our viewers to share their most awkward, cringeworthy, and painfully honest confessions—and wow, they delivered. From oversharing to situations that still haunt them at 3 a.m., these stories are too good to miss. One even had us questioning everything. Did yours make it in? Let’s find out.

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2. Comment below: What’s your uncomfortable confession?

Chapters

00: 00 Intro

00: 35 Today's Prompt

00: 52 Story #1 Old People Prison Break

03: 06 Story# 2 Wheelchair Wit

06: 32 Game #1 20 Questions

16: 10 Story #3 Pee Habit

19: 15 Story #4 Hemorrhoids Confession

23: 13 Game #2 20 Questions

31: 00 Story #5 DNA Sample

34: 06 Story #6 Missing Curtain

36: 54 Game #3

48: 04 Story of the Day

50: 05 How to Win In The Future?

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Some lessons come from books. Others come from tripping over your own feet in front of your crush. Today, we’re sharing the most painfully awkward life lessons our viewers had to learn the hard way. One story left us both wincing and howling with laughter. Think yours made it in?? Let’s find out.

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2. Comment below: What’s your awkward life lesson?

Chapters

00: 00Intro

01: 25 Today's Prompt

02: 22 Story #1 Hamster Balls

07: 03 Story# 2 LMN

10: 33 Plug

21: 25 Story #3 Dont Know Brakes

27: 07 Story #4 Virgin Mary

30: 50 Plug

36: 10 Story #5 Lopsided Boobs

41: 28 Story #6 Tongue Mobility

45: 22 Plug

01:04:35 Story of the Day

01:05:40 How to Win In The Future?

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Some things can't be unseen—and honestly, we wish they came with a warning label. Today, we're sharing the most unhinged, awkward, and downright cursed moments our viewers wish they could erase from memory. One story nearly broke us. Did yours make the cut? Let’s find out.

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2. Comment below: What’s something you wish you could unsee/unexperience?

Chapters

00: 00 Intro

01: 35 Today's Prompt

06: 07 Story #1 Neighbor Nudes

15: 02 Story# 2 Yeast Infection

20: 30 Story #3 Drunk Dog Selfie

23: 48 Story #4 Crapping Santa

32: 16 Story #5 Mom's Fight

41: 38 Plugs

44: 31 Story #6 Pee In The Sink

52: 57 Story #7 Con Magician

01:01:45 Story of the Day

01:02:52 How to Win In The Future?"

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We’re sharing the funniest and most surprising things people used to think were totally normal—until they found out they weren’t. These stories came straight from our viewers, and one lucky submission wins a cash prize. Was it yours? Stick around to find out.

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1. Share your story here: https://form.typeform.com/to/Bheydrho

2. Comment below: What’s the funniest and most surprising thing people used to think were normal?

Chapters

00: 00 Intro

00: 32 Today's Prompt

01: 15 Story #1 Not in Jail

07: 00 Story# 2 Hotel Towel

13: 37 Story #3 Waffle Stomper

22: 09 Story #4 Shared Underwear

27: 50 Story #5 Rat Killing

35: 29 Plugs

37: 40 Story #6 Arguing with Yourself

45: 02 Story #7 German Kissing

49: 02 Story #8 Extinct Native American

53: 42 Story of the Day

55: 36 How to Win In The Future?

55: 55 More Plugs

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We’re diving into your juiciest “I love my partner, but…” confessions—submitted by our viewers. Stick around to see if your story takes the top spot and wins the cash prize. One of them really caught us off guard—was it yours?

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2. Comment below: What’s one moment that made you think, “I love my partner, but…”?

Chapters
00: 00 Intro
01: 15 Today's Prompt
01: 20 Story #1 Astro Glide
08: 27 Story# 2 Stucked Golf Ball
14: 33 Story #3 Back Surgery Prank
22: 40 Story #4 Fell Asleep
26: 26 Plugs
28: 36 John, Casey and Adam's I Love My Partner, BUT... story
36: 23 Story #5 Role Play as Herself
41: 15 Story #6 Toilet Paper Snacker
51: 37 Story #7 Hide and Seek
56: 12 Story of the Day
57: 27 How to Win In The Future?
59: 00 More Plugs

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We’re diving into the things our listeners have done to ruin the deed! 😂 Watch until the end to see if your story won the cash prize. Are you today’s winner?

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1. Share your story here: https://form.typeform.com/to/pTUo7LKm

2. Comment below: What is one thing you did that ruined the deed?

Chapters

0:00 Intro

1:52 Today's Prompt

2:57 Story #1 - Tighty Whities

13:57 Story #2 - Jumanji Tattoo

19:45 Story #3 - Frat Guy

29:03 Story #4 - Bad Aim

37:52 Plugs

41:03 Story #5 - Bad Compliment

53:40 Story #6 - Alexa Interruption

59:34 Story of the Day

1:02:07 How to Win In The Future?

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We’re spilling the tea on the most embarrassing date stories - submitted by you! Watch till the end to find out if your story snagged the cash prize. Did you win? Let’s see.

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2. Comment below: What is your most embarrassing date story?

Chapters

0:00 Intro

0:24 Today's Prompt

2:12 Story #1 - Boyfriend is having s*x with another guy

16:01 Story #2 - Ace Ventura

23:46 Story #3 - Parent's s*x tape

31:59 Story #4 - Mom's Hairy Bush

39:44 Story #5 - Alfredo Sauce

45:18 Story #6 - Dog Sundae

48:26 Story #7 - Ex-wife

50:00 Story #8 - Cat Napper

56:55 Story #9 - Christian Cardigan

1:00:44 Story of the Day

1:07:48 How to Win In The Future

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Today, we're sharing our craziest things you've done for love or sex stories. As usual, stories are submitted by the audience, and the best story of the day wins a cash prize. Pay attention to see if you won.

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1. Share your story here: https://form.typeform.com/to/tzF51rLr

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Chapters

00: 00 Intro

04: 11 Today's prompt

05: 12 Story #1 - Ride a bike to hang

11: 38 Story #2 - Bronny Poo

21: 00 Story #3 - Ghost Lady

30: 12 Sour Candy

35: 00 Story #4 - Michael Jackson's death

41: 34 Story #5 - Act straight

46: 18 Story #6 - S*x on Mail

53: 10 Plugs

58: 16 Story #7 - Naked Man

01:04:25 Story #8 - Hysterectomy

01:10:21 Story #9 - Special Forces

01:13:49 Story #10 - Ex's bestfriend

01:16:29 Casey's story

01:18:52 Marcus' story

01:23:24 John's story

01:24:36 Story of the Day

01:26:09 More Plugs

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Today, we're sharing our craziest under-the-influence stories. As usual, stories are submitted by the audience, and the best story of the day wins a cash prize. Pay attention to see if you won.

01: 09 Story #1 - Paid for sex for change

05: 01 Story #2 - Ted Bundy Hotline

11: 28 Story #3 - Grumpy

13: 21 Story #4 - Pop Rocks BJ

17: 54 Story #5 - Butterfly Cake

20: 30 Story #6 - Mental Hospital Patient

25: 45 Plugs

29: 59 Ella's Under the Influence Story

37: 50 Story #7 - Miami Date Night

45: 02 Story #8 - Bad Crowd

01:02:00 Story of the Day

01:03:25 How to Win In The Future

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Today, we're sharing our bad parenting stories. As usual, stories are submitted by the audience, and the best story of the day wins a cash prize. Pay attention to see if you won.

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Chapters

00:00 Today's prompt

07:55 Story 1 - Black Womened

12:13 Story 2 - Flour Balls

19:43 Story 3 - Dad Porn

25:04 Story 4 - Roof Fall, Dad Fight

32:29 Story 5 - Plugs

38:26 Story 6 - Godparent for lovin'

44:57 Story 7 - Don't care about adult kids

53:10 Story 8 - Naked Parole

58:00 Story 9 - Dad Mower

59:53 - Story of the Day

1:03:42 - How to Win In The Future

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