Dark Natter

It's the end of our third season, and what better way to close out than with a discussion about a celebrated show that had an infamously terrible ending?? Errr, wait...

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Pal and movie buff Aaron joins the boys again to discuss 2024's smash hit body horror onslaught, The Substance! Tune in to find out whether Demi Moore's comeback vehicle lives up to the hype, or whether it's just a quivering fleshy mess...

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It's another dark Christmas for the Dark Natter boys, and what better way to celebrate than with this classic Tim Burton festive fright-fest??

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The Hall of Pain's creepy custodians tackle The Chinese Room's 2024 horror video game, Still Wakes the Deep: expect grotesque sights, grotesque amounts of swearing, and grotesquely bad Scottish accents!

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Nicolas Cage has transcended acting. He is now more myth than man. But is his performance (and deeply disturbing singing) enough to earn this unpredictable but muddled supernatural thriller a place in the Hall of Pain??

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In their restless dreams, they see that town... Silent Hill is Jon and Liam's special place, and they've been waiting there for 23 years for Jon's all-time favourite video game to be remade. Did Bloober Team defy the haters to create something that lives up to the horror and emotion of the original?? Or should you (Pyramid) head elsewhere?

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We watched them so you don't have to. And because we're insane. In celebration of Halloween in prior years, we've slogged through some pretty patchy franchises (Halloween, Friday 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street) but this was the sloggiest of gore-drenched slogs through a cesspit of human cruelty... but are any of the TEN Saw movies actually decent? Tune in to find out!!

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The first movie catapulted Michael Keaton and Tim Burton to Batman levels of fame (see our last episode, coincidentally!) Now, a mind-melting 36 YEARS LATER, the duo team up once again, along with loads of other returning cast members and some brilliantly-cast newbies, for a long long long long overdue sequel... it's showtime!!!

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Given how much of a Bat-fan Jon is, this episode feels long overdue, not to mention both Jon and Liam's love of the Clown Prince of Crime and the rest of the caped crusader's rogues' gallery! Tune in to find out which other criminal masterminds are at the top of the boys' Bat-rankings, which movies they liked best (and least), which actors they reckon best filled out the cape and cowl... and (as usual) to hear some highly questionable Bat-impersonations.

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You knew this one was coming... the lads have been busy devouring every last morsel of FromSoftware's new Elden Ring expansion ever since its release, and having filled their bellies with this astonishingly generous banquet, they're now ready to talk about it! But did it live up to the developer's usual astonishingly high standards, or was this a course too many... and will this annoying food metaphor ever end? Find out now!

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