Remember our good friend, the periodic table? Well in this episode, Kass and I go head to head on two of our favorite elements: Radium vs. Mercury. Have you ever wondered which one would kill you faster? We have that answer. Have you ever wondered how they cured impotence before those little blue pills? We have that answer too! Stay tuned for a weird journey in time as we talk about a few famous presidents, E.D., a very important legal case, glow in the dark ladies, and even two explorers and their poop!