Merry Snackmas to you and yours, Dateys! One of our favorite listeners Craig helps get our snackologists in the holiday spirit with a very special box of treats he sent in. So on this edition of DATES with Craig, Derek and Tim try one of the GOATS in the Christmas snack game, Pepperidge Farms' delightful seasonal cookie Peppermint Milano Slices. Find out if these ratings are real or if we're all just actually powering the Matrix with our dicks.

Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne)

Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan, Bing Crosby, Johnny Mercer & Margaret Whiting, and Shirley Temple

Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks