This week on the DATEScast, it's Girl Scout Cookie season, folks. And Derek is here to fulfill all of your cookie needs and desires while promising not to say "goddamn" so much in honor of one of our favorite viewers. Goddamn it, we did it again. Anyway, once you've purchased your cookies and listened to Tim tell all of the secrets from Jared's bachelor party, check out our snackologists' ratings of this week's non-cookie Girl Scout snack, Thin Mint Almonds.

Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne)

Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan & Mike Doughty (@Mike_Doughty_)

Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks