Big Ciggie missed you. Your beloved terrible-looking white bitches have finally been released from the trunk of Dave Chappelle's car...and we have some thoughts. But first, we review a lil investigative journalism we conducted last week in our quest to expose all liars. Then, we share confusion over the Facebook "whistleblower," and thoroughly review Kim Kardashian's SNL appearance. In closing, The Closer. Who let Dave get on the forums? He googled! He said he was "Team TERF." Dad, please come down. You're making a scene.