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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• It's TOTALLY Friday Night!
• Smiley Wine! (See it on our Instagram!)
• Dave's Diabetic Trip to the Hospital!
• Dave's Wonky Stream!
• 28 is a Sexy Age...Not So Much a Sexy Blood Sugar Level!
• "Drink Yer Juice, Shelby"!
• Hospitals are Fun! Such Comfortable Chairs!
• Paul's Sugars are Fine, But His Liver is Chonky!
• Some Asshole Won the Lottery!
• GOOD FOR YOOOOUUUUU!
• Dave is Not Good at Gambling!
• Paul Has a System!
• BINGO Players Against Lung Cancer!
• Lucky Chotchkies!
• Dave's Boredom!
• Voice Activated Sex Machine Upgrades!
• FINISH ME!
• Teledildonics Worked For Me!
• Paul Would be an Amazing Sex Therapist!
• Yay! More Velveeta Cheese!
• Stinky Nail Polish!
• It's the "Smelling Like Cheese" Lifestyle!
• Let's Protect 14-Year-Old Paul! Fuck That Quarters Guy!
• Violently Projected Vomit!
• Liquidy Poopies!
• Dave Loves Orange Tic Tacs!
• World Record Nose Stuffing!
• Tampa: The Armpit of Florida!
• Gator Fun!
• Fun with Vaginas!
• Daddy Long Leg Creepiness!
• Poo Poo Puke!
• Paul Loves Human Centipede!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!
• "Drink Yer Juice, Shelby"!
• Some Illinois Asshole Won $1.28B Mega Millions Lottery!
• The Voice Activated Blowjob Machine!
• Teledildonics!
• Exceptionally Gross Velveeta Cheese Scented Nail Polish!
• "Don't Fuck with Cats" Documentary!

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