The station fire alarm is going off, and while the rest of the staff has left and the firetrucks line up, the gang decides to keep going! McKinley is lying in wait to be saved by a hot fireman!

The gang plays Beat Shazam, but Kelsey taps out after this break because her husband is locked out in the garage and the kids are in the house alone... Big oof! Jimmy believes this is not a family emergency, and Dave makes a catchy song!

What starts off as a conversation about putting fake eyelashes on babies, Kelsey mentions that the day after she got fake eyelashes "installed," her dad died... Oof! This break then goes directly off the rails!

Everyone gets a treat, but someone chews off more than they bargained for! Who gets the tainted Twizzler?

Erin's son LOVES football, but the gang uncovers a secret pregame ritual that Erin has with her son where she sings the National Anthem before every game for him! And now, we present Erin singing the Star Spangled Banner!

Unicode is coming up with new emojis again! The gang goes over the emojis the people want and don't want, and would you sleep with their significant others shirt to sleep better?

Did Jimmy pass gas? The gang is on the case! In today's Love News, Kelsey points out all the ways that Jimmy is a narcissist! Kelsey may have broken Jimmy's neon sign, so he's a little bitter...

Hopefully that guy had some warm crab cakes on the table while she was gone! Also, someone seriously cares about you if they rob their own job for you!

The gang takes calls on worst breakups! A guy gets the last laugh after his ex finds a surprise when she gets a pair of her pants back! And one caller had gotten the message a little late for the holidays!

The Gambler today gets into some listeners very 'private' details! Does anyone win these Bieber tickets?