Thomas John gets to meet some of footballs greatest! While checking out the parade though, he picks a fight with Tom Brady though which turns violent...

The gang mourns the demise of the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, but fondly remembers the time when Jimmy tried to impress the models with a Rolex watch. Were they less impressed by the watch or the McRib?

For todays Joke News segment, Dave and Jimmy test out if everything is truly funnier with a laugh track behind it, and they may be onto something! (Feat. Lil Nas X not on a horse)

Dave and Jimmy make a call to a Melissa Chase who interviewed for Kelsey's position years ago, partially to make Kelsey paranoid about being replaced, but more so to hear about her run in with an actual shark!

Psychic Alexa makes cold calls, and she will be sassy to just about anyone as a few callers find out! Is that the Emergency Alert Alarm? Nope, that's the censors working extra hard today!

At just 5 years old, Jaden and his family found out he had cancer. Wishes Can Happen met Jaden and his family, and were able to send him on a trip of a lifetime! Hear what this trip meant to him and his family.

John Heffron has lost the use of part of his face and went through a divorce, but he handles it with a great sense of humor! Listen to how rolls with the punches!

While trying to find his friend A$AP Rocky to help him get out of Swedish Prison, Thomas John gets locked up as well! Listen as he makes some "friends."

Meet Kelsey's heavy smoker baby, Gary! Using special microphone technology, Dave and Jimmy were able to meet Kelsey's baby before birth, and Gary has some objections to the C-Section!

Dave reads into the wise statements from the web! Deep thoughts from social media will give you the insight you need in your life (featuring Kelsey on the recorder)!