The Easter recap; Jesus or candy - one per post, please; At your age, you must have lived through all the best new candy debuts; The Pitt - GREAT show, too much gore; How long are you awake before you get to work?; You know your shower takes too long when your bathroom begins to rust; I'm ready, let's go; If church practice lasts for hours, you'd think we'd practice the things that need practicing; Baptism sprinkling versus dunking; Your altitude sickness made just be a scam; Back when the teachers lounge was filled with more smoke than your local bar; How dangerous did something have to be to prevent it from being a kid's toy?; Happy Easter, you'll be living in hell; Hot takes on the latest news; and more,