Did Rikki-Tikki-Tavi feast on dead mice?; Went on down to the Houston Zoo; World Cup Consolation Match or NBA All Star Game?; We'll take Nash Roberts and his magic marker over spaghetti models any day; Woody is going bald!; Are there betting odds on Mitch McConnell's death date? August 4th, anyone?; 83 yo Billy Tauzin engaged to 33 yo!; If you own a bridge building company, an international RFP could be coming your way; When there's no bathroom in the lettuce field, bad things happen; New carpet and toilet water - not a great pairing; Yes, I have a big head; Bruh, how 'bout you wipe up your sweat!; and more.