Learning the rules to Olympic sprinting; The last time D & J thought about Break Dancing, dudes were spreading cardboard across the floor at the Iron Horse; How about some NIL money for scientists, engineers, etc.?; When the Secret Service has to pee, they're gonna pee; Let's just vote tomorrow and be done with it; What's worse after surgery - broken AC at home or pain pills that keep you wide awake?; We never claimed to be country music experts; Juan's review of The Godfather - it's no Smokey and the Bandit!; Dear space station astronauts, oops; Cajun comics = spice salesmen; and more.