Sometimes you just need an extra day; Dave's best and worst cities to visit; Sure you flipped your car but you saved your hair brush; Everything but a smile; The world is a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown shoes; When your wife's reaction to a comedy show is to offer prayers for the comedian; It's a rental - stop touching everything; Rattle snake and rabbit sausage - tastes like chicken? Car theft in NOLA - number 1 and widening the gap; Farewell Splash Mountain; and more.