Joan Jett welcomes us back from the road; Dave's in-laws' Grand Marquis sadly/finally laid to rest - or has it been converted to rental property; It's Louisiana versus Texas versus Mississippi in the battle for crappy road construction supremacy; Juan confirms that he really is a far better driver than his wife; You're either a beach guy or you're not; Crab Island loves Kid Rock; When your view on a snorkeling trip is obscured by too may crotches; Bruh, you know that sun burn's gonna hurt; You might want to log out of your streaming services at the Airbnb; If you're in a bar in the middle of the day in the middle of the week, you're gonna bump into someone from Louisiana; We're low on ammo but good on unclaimed coke; Winn Dixie membership discounts; Live Ruthless; Tips for dealing with tailgaters; and more.