MTG, how could you!; When the priest goes off script and keeps you wondering how's he gonna reel it back in;  I gave at the other church - for real; Are we seeing a political civil war?; Will there be mosquitos on Thanksgiving?; An over abundant inventory of Christmas decorations; Classic Christmas songs should only be sung by Dean Martin, et al; Econ 101 according to D&J; Brian Kelly not fired - hmmmm; What's the total payout on a 50 year mortgage?; and more.