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Based on posts by Big
My first impressions were of amazing greenness,
Jim came to greet us as the car stopped and it was
"Jim, this is David and Suzi, that I was
Jim barely glanced at me before turning to Suzi and
I wanted to laugh, but was worried Suzi might be
"Let me show you around the place and then we
There were sixty-five chalets, most were two-bed,
When we finished the tour, Muriel invited us into a
Going into the lodge, she offered us soup that she
We explained that neither of us new anything about
"Have you been nudist very long?" Muriel
"I have, secretly for a few years, but only
"And I've only been doing it a bit less than
"That's wonderful. We have a hot tub near the
We stepped outside and over to the chaise lounges.
Muriel was naked in no time at all, wearing no
She was a beautiful woman, average tits with a
She had long nipples, which seemed quite erect, as
Muriel just stood there with a friendly, open smile
I was the next to be nude, coyly removing my
"I can see you enjoy being naked." Muriel
I managed a croaked, "thanks."
Suzi was standing in her underwear, watching the
I stood by Suzi to encourage her bravery, and I
"You truly are." Said Muriel; "now
This had the effect of making us all smile. Suzi
"Oh Suzi you're shaven, how wonderful.
Suzi looked a bit uncertain but eventually said
After what seemed like an age, she said, Can you
Suzi did, then swiveled the bent knee outward, to
How absolutely wonderful, I can see your pink lips
You couldn't help but like Muriel, she was so free
"I'll go and get three towels and we'll get
Suzi turned to me and said; "well, what
"She's certainly a force of nature, but I
"I think you fancy her, more than just
My mouth nearly fell open, but before I could say
"I left the back door open, so I can hear Jim
Just then Jim peered his head out the back door,
Turning back to Muriel, she was crying, Suzi put
After a while, Muriel lifted her head, trying to
"No you're not! You have every reason and
"You're very kind. It's just that I look at
Tears started to flow again, and Muriel was visibly
I looked at them both with love, and I'm
"Are you ok?"
"I think so." She softly answered.
"That was unexpected."
"It was, but it felt very natural and
We both smiled at this and followed on after
When we caught up with her, Muriel was standing on
"This is where you turn on the heaters and the
I put down the bag and we followed.
Muriel stopped and looked down sadly at a very
'There is a lot to do, but you'll get on top of it,
I didn't know how much we were going to get
Muriel took a deep breath to calm herself before
She paused, and then said; "well, no time like
It was an amazing sight, and I would have imagined
I found myself bent at the waist next to Muriel,
Suddenly the roots gave way and we found ourselves
She looked down at my cock, and then up at my face.
We all cracked up laughing, and then Muriel looked
This was all wonderful, if not a bit strange, but I
We pulled the tub cover off, and as I was folding
"Come on Dave, stop posing and get in the
I wasn't posing, but Suzi loved to act like I
"Oh lucky girl, you're sat on one of the
It was my first Jacuzzi and I found it wonderful,
I smiled at Suzi, basking in the wonderful
Look over the greens and down that path to the
"I think I can speak for Suzi and myself when
"That's marvelous, I was worried that it was
We both shook our heads and Suzi said it would be a
Muriel gave us more history and details. We asked
"I know it's all natural and not necessarily
Muriel smiled and thought, before answering,
We both nodded and Muriel continued.
"As time went on and the crowd changed so did
We both sat captivated, and maybe a little taken
"Any extra marital sex or swinging that takes
Last year we had two new couples visit us, who
I thanked them and said we'd think about it, not
Me and Suzi looked at each other, I don't think
Eventually Suzi managed, "Well, I suppose, if
I nodded my agreement, not being able to think of
"It can be very liberating, enjoyable, and
I could tell by the look on Suzi's face, that she
"Oh wonderful!" and with that Muriel
We raised a toast, and drank more wine. Muriel
What s with that old massive dead tree, near the
Oh, I ve been nursing that Willow since we got the
Time flew and we were all a bit pruned, when Muriel
It was chilly when we got out of the tub, and
"Now, now David. Suzi was loving these
Busted.
Muriel sounded like one of my old school teachers,
When we got back to the lodge, Muriel went to check
"I don't know."
We both smiled more. One; because of the unusual
We became aware of Muriel watching us and parted
"Please don't stop on my behalf, it's very
I was about to ask how Jim was, but Suzi had other
I was speechless, not even sure if I had understood
Both Suzi and Muriel removed their arms from around
I didn't know what to do with my hands, and found
When they finally broke their kiss, they were both
As I released the two of them they both looked at
They both followed my gaze and started smiling.
I sensed Suzi was going to say something
I know this was a natural progression of all that
"Of course." Was all she said, then she
Muriel wrapped her fingers around my shaft and
"It feels so heavy and thick, my fingers don't
"Yes, it is a nice one! Dave is very proud of
"I'm not surprised David, you should be very
This all felt very wonderful and very surreal. I
"Dave likes it when you touch just there, it's
"Oh, so I see. Would it be okay if I made you
I was going to say something, but Suzi put her
Muriel tightened her grip and started pumping
"Would you prefer that I wank you to
This was so bizarre, almost workman-like, but also
"The head is very large and I can't fit it in
"I'll give it a jolly good go."
With that Muriel let go of my shaft, I just looked
Muriel held the base in just her fingers, but used
She opened her mouth wide, her teeth scraping a bit
Before I could apologize (My Englishness again)
This was amazing and confusing. I had never had a
Then Muriel got up and led me to the end of the
Without any thought and without ever having watched
My cock seemed to twitch and ejaculate for ages and
Muriel stood up; Lovely cock. She said smiling,
I knew what she meant but had never heard the term
"You're very welcome David, and hopefully we
Turning to Suzi she said. "My darling,
With this, she moved over to Suzi and kissed her
"Wow." Was all I could manage, Suzi
"Definitely." I managed to croak.
"So how did you find the holiday resort?"
"Great, really interesting. We're both
"Wow that's great." Mary added.
We were sat outside a pub that specialized in cheap
"This is wonderful, I'm gonna miss this
We all laughed at Suzi's quip and then Mary started
"So what was it like, was it full of naked old
"Not yet, I think that's next week." We all
"No seriously." I continued "it's a
"I remember Muriel and Jim from when I use to
"I think he still is a letch, he virtually
"Dave that's not fair! The poor man had a
"She said he'd lost whatever social filters he
"Maybe." "Anyway you and Muriel
"Nor you." I shot back, both of us
Mary and Geri were definitely paying attention,
We both looked at each other sheepishly, and then I
"Wow, that sounds amazing, and she sounds
I was looking at Suzi and wondering if she was
"Are you not gonna tell them about Muriel
Mary and Geri's eyes nearly popped out of their
"I wasn't sure whether to tell them it
I wondered if I'd gone too far, whether Suzi would
"She's a great kisser and your spunk tasted
More to break the ice rather than anything funny,
"I'll buy another round of drinks. And then I
When she returned, I let Suzi tell the story, me
"Don't let us stop you." Suzi said, and
Smiling, Suzi replied in the poshest voice she
The night before we moved down, we all met up again
"Not off the top of my head, other than
"You're right, I think we've got our work cut
"I'm still in touch with some of the other
"That would be great."
Muriel met us off the train on the Saturday, and we
"Jim's back in hospital. He had another stroke
"Oh no. We're so sorry. You shouldn't have met
"Not at all, I've been at the hospital since
She explained that the doctors didn't expect him to
"I think it will be a release for him, he
I'd never had anyone close to me die and I suppose
"My biggest problem at the moment is dealing
"Anyway enough of my problems, how have you
"We're great, looking forward to the summer
"Jolly good, I did so enjoy your last
We all smiled "And so did we." Suzi said.
"I know we all got a bit naughty," A
I'd already found that even though I was the more
"It really was wonderful and unexpected. I was
We had talked about that night since, but I was
"You're such a darling." And with saying
We got to the resort and it looked more unkempt and
"I know we don't start till Monday, but I
"Good idea." Suzi chirped.
"Do we need to talk about Muriel, or about you
"No."
"Oh, ok then." I said with a confused
Suzi started laughing and said, "you're so
She kissed me and let her hand slide down to my
"Thank god for that." I was relieved.
I was up at seven the next day and it was already
"Hello David, you're up early."
I turned to see a naked Muriel coming towards me.
"That's great, and I see you shaved your bush
Having been enamored of Suzi's shaven muff, when we
Muriel took it all in her stride, 'thank you for
I somehow managed, "looks great! and I'm sure
"Yes it is, although it's a bit more obvious
"I know the problem, I seemed to spend half my
"So I can see."
We both giggled, I could get used to this flirting,
"Does it actually work?"
"I should think so, these old things never
I'm not mechanical, and was very pleased with
"An hour or so should do it. Are you planning
"I thought I would, as it's so nice,"
"Oh goody, let me show you where I think you
As we walked through the site, Muriel was the first
"Morning Suzi, looks like it's going to be a
Suzi was wide-eyed at the sight of me walking next
"Morning you two, what have you been up to so
"Oh this clever man has just been getting the
"Well done, Dave." I nodded and smiled,
"Do you two want a cup of coffee."
"Yes please."
As Suzi went inside we sat chatting on the deck,
During a lull in the conversation I took my chance.
"I was complementing Muriel on her shaven
By the look on Suzi's face she was just about to
Suzi for once, was speechless.
"It's a lovely feeling when the breeze gets to
"Muriel you're such a tart." Suzi said, a
"I know, it's wonderful, I feel young and sexy
Miraculously we did get the tractor working, and
It was lovely and warm now, and I asked Suzi if she
"I'll do yours if you'll do mine."
"Perv!"
It took me a while, but I eventually got the hang
There was a clearing at the far end of the resort
"Dave this is Mike Squires, one of Jim and
I put out my hand and we shook, "hi Mike, nice
I'm a big guy, well over six foot and broad, but my
"Suzi was just telling me that things look
I nodded and said, "all we can do is keep our
"Have you known Jim and Muriel long?"
"Jim all his life, Muriel these past twenty
"Well I'm sure Suzi's told you, but we're here
"Aye, Suzi said. It's good to see some new
"Would you like a tea or a coffee, Mike?"
"No thanks, I'd better be getting back. Tell
"Thanks, Mike. I will," I said as I
When I got back to Suzi, I couldn't wait to
"Not sure, maybe five minutes max."
"Well he certainly seemed to be enjoying the
"Poor man, I think the first time he raised
"Poor man? My ass, more like dirty old
Suzi's expression changed "Listen mister, this
"I know, I'm sorry, I just wasn't expecting to
"Stop being such a fucking insecure idiot.
Suzi's voice had risen throughout her lecture,
"Honestly Dave; you have to chill a bit, I'm
"So you're a feminist, naked tart?"
"You're such a fucking wanker."
"I know."
Feeling a bit sheepish I put my arms out to Suzi,
We were getting hot and heavy and Suzi suggested
"So let me get this straight, if I gawk at
Suzi looked confused and then remembering what she
When we gathered ourselves, Suzi again suggested
"I don't want to go inside, I want to fuck you
"It's not a combine harvester, It's a rusty
"We can pretend."
Muriel got back about nine that evening and looked
"How's things?"
"Not good, he might not make the night."
"I only came back to have a shower and get my
"Have you eaten?" Suzi asked
"No"
"Right I'll make you something and then Dave
"There's no need, I'll..."
"You're my friend and I'm coming with
"Thank you."
I had my license, but hadn't driven much since.
Jim struggled on through the next day, which was
There were three or four other relatives there, but
Muriel bent and kissed Jim. Straightening, she
We looked at each other before looking at Muriel,
When we arrived back to the Arundel Resort, Muriel
I used Muriel's landline and phoned Mary. First, to
"That's so sad, please give my
"I will."
"Can I phone you on this number."
"I guess so, why?"
"Geri wanted to phone you, but we didn't have
"I'm sure Muriel won't mind."
I dosed on the couch, and woke around 6pm, with
"Would you like a coffee David?"
"Yes please."
"I think Suzi's still asleep.'
"No I'm not." We heard a voice from the
Suzi padded out, looking sleepy and, I thought,
"For what?" I was puzzled.
"For being you, and for being kind."
"Thank you both for everything." Muriel
The next couple of days were a blur. Muriel was
To be continued in part 3. Based
By Dawkins BlogBased on posts by Big
My first impressions were of amazing greenness,
Jim came to greet us as the car stopped and it was
"Jim, this is David and Suzi, that I was
Jim barely glanced at me before turning to Suzi and
I wanted to laugh, but was worried Suzi might be
"Let me show you around the place and then we
There were sixty-five chalets, most were two-bed,
When we finished the tour, Muriel invited us into a
Going into the lodge, she offered us soup that she
We explained that neither of us new anything about
"Have you been nudist very long?" Muriel
"I have, secretly for a few years, but only
"And I've only been doing it a bit less than
"That's wonderful. We have a hot tub near the
We stepped outside and over to the chaise lounges.
Muriel was naked in no time at all, wearing no
She was a beautiful woman, average tits with a
She had long nipples, which seemed quite erect, as
Muriel just stood there with a friendly, open smile
I was the next to be nude, coyly removing my
"I can see you enjoy being naked." Muriel
I managed a croaked, "thanks."
Suzi was standing in her underwear, watching the
I stood by Suzi to encourage her bravery, and I
"You truly are." Said Muriel; "now
This had the effect of making us all smile. Suzi
"Oh Suzi you're shaven, how wonderful.
Suzi looked a bit uncertain but eventually said
After what seemed like an age, she said, Can you
Suzi did, then swiveled the bent knee outward, to
How absolutely wonderful, I can see your pink lips
You couldn't help but like Muriel, she was so free
"I'll go and get three towels and we'll get
Suzi turned to me and said; "well, what
"She's certainly a force of nature, but I
"I think you fancy her, more than just
My mouth nearly fell open, but before I could say
"I left the back door open, so I can hear Jim
Just then Jim peered his head out the back door,
Turning back to Muriel, she was crying, Suzi put
After a while, Muriel lifted her head, trying to
"No you're not! You have every reason and
"You're very kind. It's just that I look at
Tears started to flow again, and Muriel was visibly
I looked at them both with love, and I'm
"Are you ok?"
"I think so." She softly answered.
"That was unexpected."
"It was, but it felt very natural and
We both smiled at this and followed on after
When we caught up with her, Muriel was standing on
"This is where you turn on the heaters and the
I put down the bag and we followed.
Muriel stopped and looked down sadly at a very
'There is a lot to do, but you'll get on top of it,
I didn't know how much we were going to get
Muriel took a deep breath to calm herself before
She paused, and then said; "well, no time like
It was an amazing sight, and I would have imagined
I found myself bent at the waist next to Muriel,
Suddenly the roots gave way and we found ourselves
She looked down at my cock, and then up at my face.
We all cracked up laughing, and then Muriel looked
This was all wonderful, if not a bit strange, but I
We pulled the tub cover off, and as I was folding
"Come on Dave, stop posing and get in the
I wasn't posing, but Suzi loved to act like I
"Oh lucky girl, you're sat on one of the
It was my first Jacuzzi and I found it wonderful,
I smiled at Suzi, basking in the wonderful
Look over the greens and down that path to the
"I think I can speak for Suzi and myself when
"That's marvelous, I was worried that it was
We both shook our heads and Suzi said it would be a
Muriel gave us more history and details. We asked
"I know it's all natural and not necessarily
Muriel smiled and thought, before answering,
We both nodded and Muriel continued.
"As time went on and the crowd changed so did
We both sat captivated, and maybe a little taken
"Any extra marital sex or swinging that takes
Last year we had two new couples visit us, who
I thanked them and said we'd think about it, not
Me and Suzi looked at each other, I don't think
Eventually Suzi managed, "Well, I suppose, if
I nodded my agreement, not being able to think of
"It can be very liberating, enjoyable, and
I could tell by the look on Suzi's face, that she
"Oh wonderful!" and with that Muriel
We raised a toast, and drank more wine. Muriel
What s with that old massive dead tree, near the
Oh, I ve been nursing that Willow since we got the
Time flew and we were all a bit pruned, when Muriel
It was chilly when we got out of the tub, and
"Now, now David. Suzi was loving these
Busted.
Muriel sounded like one of my old school teachers,
When we got back to the lodge, Muriel went to check
"I don't know."
We both smiled more. One; because of the unusual
We became aware of Muriel watching us and parted
"Please don't stop on my behalf, it's very
I was about to ask how Jim was, but Suzi had other
I was speechless, not even sure if I had understood
Both Suzi and Muriel removed their arms from around
I didn't know what to do with my hands, and found
When they finally broke their kiss, they were both
As I released the two of them they both looked at
They both followed my gaze and started smiling.
I sensed Suzi was going to say something
I know this was a natural progression of all that
"Of course." Was all she said, then she
Muriel wrapped her fingers around my shaft and
"It feels so heavy and thick, my fingers don't
"Yes, it is a nice one! Dave is very proud of
"I'm not surprised David, you should be very
This all felt very wonderful and very surreal. I
"Dave likes it when you touch just there, it's
"Oh, so I see. Would it be okay if I made you
I was going to say something, but Suzi put her
Muriel tightened her grip and started pumping
"Would you prefer that I wank you to
This was so bizarre, almost workman-like, but also
"The head is very large and I can't fit it in
"I'll give it a jolly good go."
With that Muriel let go of my shaft, I just looked
Muriel held the base in just her fingers, but used
She opened her mouth wide, her teeth scraping a bit
Before I could apologize (My Englishness again)
This was amazing and confusing. I had never had a
Then Muriel got up and led me to the end of the
Without any thought and without ever having watched
My cock seemed to twitch and ejaculate for ages and
Muriel stood up; Lovely cock. She said smiling,
I knew what she meant but had never heard the term
"You're very welcome David, and hopefully we
Turning to Suzi she said. "My darling,
With this, she moved over to Suzi and kissed her
"Wow." Was all I could manage, Suzi
"Definitely." I managed to croak.
"So how did you find the holiday resort?"
"Great, really interesting. We're both
"Wow that's great." Mary added.
We were sat outside a pub that specialized in cheap
"This is wonderful, I'm gonna miss this
We all laughed at Suzi's quip and then Mary started
"So what was it like, was it full of naked old
"Not yet, I think that's next week." We all
"No seriously." I continued "it's a
"I remember Muriel and Jim from when I use to
"I think he still is a letch, he virtually
"Dave that's not fair! The poor man had a
"She said he'd lost whatever social filters he
"Maybe." "Anyway you and Muriel
"Nor you." I shot back, both of us
Mary and Geri were definitely paying attention,
We both looked at each other sheepishly, and then I
"Wow, that sounds amazing, and she sounds
I was looking at Suzi and wondering if she was
"Are you not gonna tell them about Muriel
Mary and Geri's eyes nearly popped out of their
"I wasn't sure whether to tell them it
I wondered if I'd gone too far, whether Suzi would
"She's a great kisser and your spunk tasted
More to break the ice rather than anything funny,
"I'll buy another round of drinks. And then I
When she returned, I let Suzi tell the story, me
"Don't let us stop you." Suzi said, and
Smiling, Suzi replied in the poshest voice she
The night before we moved down, we all met up again
"Not off the top of my head, other than
"You're right, I think we've got our work cut
"I'm still in touch with some of the other
"That would be great."
Muriel met us off the train on the Saturday, and we
"Jim's back in hospital. He had another stroke
"Oh no. We're so sorry. You shouldn't have met
"Not at all, I've been at the hospital since
She explained that the doctors didn't expect him to
"I think it will be a release for him, he
I'd never had anyone close to me die and I suppose
"My biggest problem at the moment is dealing
"Anyway enough of my problems, how have you
"We're great, looking forward to the summer
"Jolly good, I did so enjoy your last
We all smiled "And so did we." Suzi said.
"I know we all got a bit naughty," A
I'd already found that even though I was the more
"It really was wonderful and unexpected. I was
We had talked about that night since, but I was
"You're such a darling." And with saying
We got to the resort and it looked more unkempt and
"I know we don't start till Monday, but I
"Good idea." Suzi chirped.
"Do we need to talk about Muriel, or about you
"No."
"Oh, ok then." I said with a confused
Suzi started laughing and said, "you're so
She kissed me and let her hand slide down to my
"Thank god for that." I was relieved.
I was up at seven the next day and it was already
"Hello David, you're up early."
I turned to see a naked Muriel coming towards me.
"That's great, and I see you shaved your bush
Having been enamored of Suzi's shaven muff, when we
Muriel took it all in her stride, 'thank you for
I somehow managed, "looks great! and I'm sure
"Yes it is, although it's a bit more obvious
"I know the problem, I seemed to spend half my
"So I can see."
We both giggled, I could get used to this flirting,
"Does it actually work?"
"I should think so, these old things never
I'm not mechanical, and was very pleased with
"An hour or so should do it. Are you planning
"I thought I would, as it's so nice,"
"Oh goody, let me show you where I think you
As we walked through the site, Muriel was the first
"Morning Suzi, looks like it's going to be a
Suzi was wide-eyed at the sight of me walking next
"Morning you two, what have you been up to so
"Oh this clever man has just been getting the
"Well done, Dave." I nodded and smiled,
"Do you two want a cup of coffee."
"Yes please."
As Suzi went inside we sat chatting on the deck,
During a lull in the conversation I took my chance.
"I was complementing Muriel on her shaven
By the look on Suzi's face she was just about to
Suzi for once, was speechless.
"It's a lovely feeling when the breeze gets to
"Muriel you're such a tart." Suzi said, a
"I know, it's wonderful, I feel young and sexy
Miraculously we did get the tractor working, and
It was lovely and warm now, and I asked Suzi if she
"I'll do yours if you'll do mine."
"Perv!"
It took me a while, but I eventually got the hang
There was a clearing at the far end of the resort
"Dave this is Mike Squires, one of Jim and
I put out my hand and we shook, "hi Mike, nice
I'm a big guy, well over six foot and broad, but my
"Suzi was just telling me that things look
I nodded and said, "all we can do is keep our
"Have you known Jim and Muriel long?"
"Jim all his life, Muriel these past twenty
"Well I'm sure Suzi's told you, but we're here
"Aye, Suzi said. It's good to see some new
"Would you like a tea or a coffee, Mike?"
"No thanks, I'd better be getting back. Tell
"Thanks, Mike. I will," I said as I
When I got back to Suzi, I couldn't wait to
"Not sure, maybe five minutes max."
"Well he certainly seemed to be enjoying the
"Poor man, I think the first time he raised
"Poor man? My ass, more like dirty old
Suzi's expression changed "Listen mister, this
"I know, I'm sorry, I just wasn't expecting to
"Stop being such a fucking insecure idiot.
Suzi's voice had risen throughout her lecture,
"Honestly Dave; you have to chill a bit, I'm
"So you're a feminist, naked tart?"
"You're such a fucking wanker."
"I know."
Feeling a bit sheepish I put my arms out to Suzi,
We were getting hot and heavy and Suzi suggested
"So let me get this straight, if I gawk at
Suzi looked confused and then remembering what she
When we gathered ourselves, Suzi again suggested
"I don't want to go inside, I want to fuck you
"It's not a combine harvester, It's a rusty
"We can pretend."
Muriel got back about nine that evening and looked
"How's things?"
"Not good, he might not make the night."
"I only came back to have a shower and get my
"Have you eaten?" Suzi asked
"No"
"Right I'll make you something and then Dave
"There's no need, I'll..."
"You're my friend and I'm coming with
"Thank you."
I had my license, but hadn't driven much since.
Jim struggled on through the next day, which was
There were three or four other relatives there, but
Muriel bent and kissed Jim. Straightening, she
We looked at each other before looking at Muriel,
When we arrived back to the Arundel Resort, Muriel
I used Muriel's landline and phoned Mary. First, to
"That's so sad, please give my
"I will."
"Can I phone you on this number."
"I guess so, why?"
"Geri wanted to phone you, but we didn't have
"I'm sure Muriel won't mind."
I dosed on the couch, and woke around 6pm, with
"Would you like a coffee David?"
"Yes please."
"I think Suzi's still asleep.'
"No I'm not." We heard a voice from the
Suzi padded out, looking sleepy and, I thought,
"For what?" I was puzzled.
"For being you, and for being kind."
"Thank you both for everything." Muriel
The next couple of days were a blur. Muriel was
To be continued in part 3. Based