Jack gets a business card, Joey gets a lecture, and Pacey and Audrey find the passion Jen is searching for. Dawson gets a lousy t-shirt.

Joey gets mugged by a clown who won't shut up and perpetuates her daddy issues on to the next generation.

Dawson has the final say, Joey is the sign we've all been waiting for, Jen clacks, Pacey booms, and Audrey seduces. Snow lightly falls, fade to black.

Jen loses then regains her edge, Jack becomes disillusioned with life at the fraternity, Joey gets unfortunate butterflies, and D stands for Director Dawson.

Jen's advice gets recognized, Joey wants the E, Jack doesn't want a room of his own, Pacey stays landlocked, and Dawson needs to watch Godard.

Audrey gets a job, Pacey gets a raise, Joey gets straight As, other Joey wants you to want her, other other Joey doesn't kiss and tell, and Dawson and Jen wonder how long their bliss can last.

Our Boston née Capeside heroes have a dinner party more awkward than your family's Thanksgiving. Grams is up to something.

Joey meets Mr. Peanut, Jack befriends a gay ghost, and Pacey plays chicken in Chef Danny's wife's Beemer. Grams scares the children silly.

Jen and Joey swap husbands, Pacey lays the moves on thick, D finally learns what everyone's talking about, and Jack is a stank hoe pimp.

Dawson goes to therapy, Jen continues to be a true friend, Joey continues to be the smartest one in the room, and Pacey proves his maturity.