Joey gets mugged. Joey sings with her mugger. The mugger dies. We don't know what else to say (even though we talked for more than an hour about this!)... 

In this part 1 of 2 episodes, apparently (yep, that means "Downtown Crossing" is coming up): Dawson directs Oliver's movie (that we still don't entirely understand), Joey gets closer to Professor Wilder, and Jack leaves the frat house... 

Traci and Charles finally take your "fan-submitted, anonymously-written" questions – from Hogwarts house sortings to Charles' series finale predictions to Disney recommendations. There's also an advice section! Sorry in advance!

Charles' nightmare comes to life as Joey and Professor Wilder get a liiiiiittle too close for comfort. Also, Dawson starts college (again), Jen loses her edge, and Jack is on academic probation. Who knew it'd be up to Pacey to be the adult in the room?

Dawson moves into Grams' house, Jack moves into the fraternity house, and Pacey has to move off of the boat. So much moving! Also, Traci and Charles talk about Hogwarts houses for a little bit too long. (Sorry.)

Joey sings, Pacey and Audrey get new(ish) jobs, and trouble is brewing in Capeside as Dawson and Jen get into their first fight but then resolve things pretty quickly. Mainly, Charles is relieved that this isn't an episode about Joey and Professor Wilder, but is a Joey/Charlie pairing really any better? 

Come for the drama, stay for Traci and Charles having emotional realizations about their lives and past relationships. Dawson and Jen get caught making out in the foyer! Joey spends the whole episode convincing people she's fine! Audrey throws food on herself! Jack and Jen have a heart-to-heart! And Pacey just tries to cook everyone dinner while they all flip out. Poor Pacey.

As the title tells us, there are four scary stories presented. But as the title won't tell you, they're not...really...that...good? That's a bold claim. Maybe they are great and we're dumb. That could be it. 

Joey beats up a predator, Jack meets a ghost, Pacey and Karen get chased by a ghost car, and Jen...well, we're not really sure what happened there.

Dawson finds peace at a film festival (and, as the fan submitted, anonymously written IMDb summary doesn't tell us, loses his virginity), Jack's bro-y behavior irks Joey and Audrey, and Pacey dates Karen, sleeps with Karen, then says goodbye to Karen. Traci and Charles also apologize for their mouths moving faster than their brains. 

Dawson goes to therapy, Joey shines in her research group, and Pacey plays the moral compass. Meanwhile, Traci and Charles talk about the law (but we're not a legal podcast) as Charles rants about his dislike for Chef Danny and Professor Wilder.