Wisdom – the final frontier to true knowledge.  Welcome to Wisdom-Trek where our mission is to create a legacy of wisdom, to seek out discernment and insights, and to boldly grow where few have chosen to grow before.

Hello, my friend, I am Guthrie Chamberlain, your captain on our journey to increase Wisdom and Create a Living Legacy. Thank you for joining us today as we explore wisdom on our 2nd millennium of podcasts. This is Day 1017 of our trek, and it is time for a 3-minute mini-trek called Humor Unplugged.

Our Thursday podcast will provide a short and clean funny story to help you lighten up and live a rich and satisfying life – something to cheer you and provide a bit a levity in your life. We are told in Proverbs 15:30,“A cheerful look brings joy to the heart; good news makes for good health.” We are also encouraged in Proverbs 17:22,“A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a broken spirit saps a person’s strength.” Consider this your vitamin supplement of cheer for today.  So let’s jump right in with today’s funny which is titled:

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas Tree?

What did the guest sing at the Eskimo Christmas Party?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Knock Knock

Gramps’ Thursday Thought is “You know you are getting old when Santa starts looking younger than you.”

Well, I hope that brought a smile to your face today.  Our Thursday Scripture Reference is Job 8:21, “He will once again fill your mouth with laughter and your lips with shouts of joy.”

Just as you enjoy these nuggets of humor, please encourage your friends and family to join us and then come along tomorrow for another day of our Wisdom-Trek, Creating a Legacy.

If you would like to listen to any of our past 1016 treks or read the Wisdom Journal, they are all available at Wisdom-Trek.com. I encourage you to subscribe to Wisdom-Trek on your favorite podcast player so each day will be downloaded to you automatically.

Thank you for allowing me to be your guide, mentor, and most importantly your friend as I serve you through the Wisdom-Trek podcast and journal each day.

As we take this trek together, let us always:

I am Guthrie Chamberlain reminding you to Keep Moving Forward, Enjoy Your Journey, and Create a Great Day Everyday! See you tomorrow for Philosophy Friday!