Howdy friends! Are those the town's church bells chiming in the distance to mark the arrival of midnight that I hear? Nope, those just mean it's Quarantime! In the inaugural fifth episode of the podcast that "will be used as a primary source in future media history and culture classes" (a quote from one of my professors), our fam celebrates its first quarantine birthday, we discuss the comedy legend that is our grandmother, and we play monopoly. Come on in, the water's warm.