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12 Days of Haraam-mas

12.23.2016 - By EiynahPlay

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Written, sang, created, coordinated & produced by godless heathens.

Tis the season, Sing along now:

On the first day of Haraam-mas, Shaitaan gave to me…

An apostate in a free country!

On the 2nd day of Haraam-mas, Shaitaan gave to me…

2 nice mangos and an apostate in a free country!

On the 3rd day of Haraam-mas, Shaitaan gave to me…

3 wine bottles

2 nice mangos

and an apostate in a free country!

On the 4th day of Haraam-mas, Shaitaan gave to me…

4 strips of bacon

3 wine bottles

2 nice mangos

and an apostate in a free country!

On the 5th day of Haraam-mas, Shaitaan gave to me…

5 Co-ock rings

4 strips of bacon

3 wine bottles

2 nice mangos

and an apostate in a free country!

On the 6th day of Haraam-mas, Shaitaan gave to me…

6 blasphemous cartoons,

5 Co-ock rings

4 strips of bacon

3 wine bottles

2 nice mangos

and an apostate in a free country!

On the 7th day of Haraam-mas, Shaitaan gave to me…

7 sinners sinning

6 blasphemous cartoons,

5 Co-ock rings

4 strips of bacon

3 wine bottles

2 nice mangos

and an apostate in a free country!

On the 8th day of Haraam-mas, Shaitaan gave to me…

8 deconversions

7 sinners sinning

6 blasphemous cartoons,

5 Co-ock rings

4 strips of bacon

3 wine bottles

2 nice mangos

and an apostate in a free country!

On the 9th day of Haraam-mas, Shaitaan gave to me…

9 freethinkers

8 deconversions

7 sinners sinning

6 blasphemous cartoons,

5 Co-ock rings

4 strips of bacon

3 wine bottles

2 nice mangos

and an apostate in a free country!

On the 10th day of Haraam-mas, Shaitaan gave to me…

10 immodest women

9 freethinkers

8 deconversions

7 sinners sinning

6 blasphemous cartoons,

5 Co-ock rings

4 strips of bacon

3 wine bottles

2 nice mangos

and an apostate in a free country!

On the 11th day of Haraam-mas, Shaitaan gave to me…

11 abandoned burqas

10 immodest women

9 freethinkers

8 deconversions

7 sinners sinning

6 blasphemous cartoons,

5 Co-ock rings

4 strips of bacon

3 wine bottles

2 nice mangos

and an apostate in a free country!

On the 12th day of Haraam-mas, Shaitaan gave to me…

12 fatwas crumbling

11 abandoned burqas

10 immodest women

9 freethinkers

8 deconversions

7 sinners sinning

6 blasphemous cartoons,

5 Co-ock rings

4 strips of bacon

3 wine bottles

2 nice mangos

and an apostate in a free country!

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Written by: Eiynah

Produced by: Dylan Beck https://soundcloud.com/levitating

Singers:

Ali Rizvi, www.amazon.com/Atheist-Muslim-Journey-Religion-Reason/dp/1250094445

Maryam Namazie, www.maryamnamazie.com

Sarah Haider, www.exmna.org

Faisal Al Mutar www.faisalalmutar.com

& Eiynah soundcloud.com/politeconversations

(Last minute, something came up and one of our singers felt it best not to identify himself in the interest of safety. As is often the case with ex-muslim matters. This is for all the apostates who can't speak openly <3)

Happy Haraam-mas!

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