Dayzed & Confused

This week Miranda chose THE CONJURING 2. Why did Miranda's brain keep short-circuiting during this episode, for the love of Gob, it's the Warren's, not the Lorraine's.... I am hungryyyyy. This one was a weird one for us because no one wrote notes and we were just free ballin. I didn't say it in this episode, but Ed is too hot for his own good tbh because the real Ed wasn't even that attractive. A lot of full-body chills in this one. The parents weren't home for this one so it was actually pretty tame this week! Hope y'all enjoy!

This week Travis chose TURNING RED. They don't turn my tummy the way you do. Who is your 4* Town bias? Red pandas are cute. Imagine a seven-foot raccoon... horrifying. Travis is a hippo- confirmed. Jordan Fischer, you are a god amongst men. Can this boy band please for the love of Gob BE REAL!!!!! Thank you Billie for your service- you have done this country well. Go listen to the 4* Town Spotify!!!!!!!

This week Miranda chose 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU. Heath Ledger's hair is the real main character. This movie made Travis sob in the Jack In The Box drive-thru. Once again we have found a character Miranda deeply connects with. The manipulation that's happening in this movie is insane and honestly hard to keep up with. Why is our nerd room suddenly haunted AND WHY IS THAT COUNSELOR SO HORNY?

This week Travis chose MAJOR PAYNE. Tiger is problematic? TOOT TOOT. Why is Alex so hot, its unfare. Major got smoked. Sorry if we are disrespectful to any military members out there. Nick Cannon?????? Do dat do dat GO TIGER! Cadet Kelly is Major Payne just for girls. Dotson is an absolute bitch. Is Linda Cardellini going to come up in every epsiode from now on?? I dont think I would be mad if she did tbh.

This episode Miranda chose SCOOBY DOO! RUH ROH RAGGY! Soul dogs are real, and are the best thing ever. This one and a half hour movie took us about three hours to get through. Bell Bottoms do more work in this film than Freddie Prince Jr. Velma is a lesbian icon? Lets bully James Gunn into making the rated r version with the original cast.

This week Travis chose SCOTT PILGRIM VS THE WORLD. Another superhero movie somehow... has DC and Marvel just used every actor everrrr? Wallace is a cool fucking dude. Why is the word "hipster" lowkey a slur in this movie? I didn't even know that many teas existed. A crazy Ewan McGregor connection. FINALLY, an episode where the dogs aren't barking in the background. The Sex Bob-Om's need to go on tour PLZ!!

This week Miranda chose to cover, HERCULES! Honey, you mean HUNKules!! Megara means everything to me. We hate sopranos first and foremost. UGHHHH greek mythology just tickles my brain right where it needs. Scientifically Hades is all wrong. Danny = Daddy! Why did he have to skip leg day... yikes..? Imagine going through puberty with only your satyr and your magic horse..... 👀👀

This week Travis chose, AMERICAN PSYCHO. Why are all of these actors also in superhero shit? 525,600 minutes. Is Miranda sexually attracted to murderers... maybe just a little, until they start killing animals which almost always happens so I think I am in the clear. Does music lover = a serial killer... if so Travis is doomed. How dare they bring Phil Collins into this, pick a better murder playlist bruh. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

This week we cover HOME SWEET HOME ALONE! Have you seen any of the other Home Alone movies?? Cool, then you've seen this one too, but the kid is British. So much head trauma in this one for some reason. Why do we shit on Catholicism so much... honestly trauma on that one too. DO YOU HAVE ANY PLANE PET PEEVES? We never figured out who tf Goobey was and I am horrified. Tits or ass??

In this episode, we talk about A CLOCKWORK ORANGE. We had to pull a little switcheroo on ya. First of all, WHY?? *Rihanna singing* Chains and canes excite me! Why is this movie so phallic? Miranda's tinder is WILD and if you really want me to expose them I WILL because I be screenshotting everything. Poor poor Ludwig Van. Anyways it's almost Crimas so prep yourself for some holly jolly shit next week.