Welcome to the podcast dedicated to stories about hooking up with homeless people.

On this episode, the Levy Bros. celebrate HANUKKAH! Or is it CHANUKAH! Or HANUKA? In any event, songs are sung, dreidels are spun and plenty of arguments are had. Here's a look at some of the notable quotes from the show:

“Congratulations to me, I’m in tune with my body.”

“Happy Challah Days”

“This is the worst episode ever.”
“It’s only the worst episode because it isn’t all about you.”

“Your scruff could chafe her face.”

“Men are developmentally stunted.”

“Lube it up, guys! Lube!”

“Soft Lips, they help. A lot of things. If the lips are soft, you can do a lot of stuff.”

If…you show that you care about your body, yes, the other person who you’re with is going to notice that, and is going to say, “oh wow, this guy cares about himself. He’s just not whipping things out willy-nilly. He’s taking care of himself, just in case things get willied or nillied.”

“I met a guy on Tinder who was homeless, only clued in when he wore the same crappy clothes on 3 dates.” 

“Another tip for guys: If you’re going out with multiple people, remember what you wore when you went out. Take a picture of it in the mirror, send it to your most trustworthy female friend before you go out and say, “does this look good? Is this good first date material? Are my pants rolled up too high or not high enough?” 

"Remember what you wear on dates because you don’t want to double up on the first few dates. You want to show the woman you have more than one nice shirt.” 

“Like who you are today.”

“Don’t think the best of people; Think the average of people or worse than that.”

“Good from far, far from good.”
 
“Don’t whore your kid out on your dating profile trying to attract a man. It’s not a worm on a hook. That’s not right to put your kids’ face front and center on your dating profile.   It’s not right. It’s not good parenting.”

“You have our kids on your dating site? No…that is not kosher.”