This episode is about dating apps and online dating, because Dan isn't the only Levy boy navigating wonderful world on online dating apps! Scott is back, like Fast Eddie Felson in The Color of Money. And Dan is doing kung fu with a pool cue.

Here are some quotes from the episode:
- "Have you seen some of the women that I’ve matched with? I think it’s gambling."

- "Some men and a lot of women… who are looking for the same types of things."

- "You don’t want the person in charge of your hair picking your shoes."

- "The first thing you need to do is figure out what you’re looking for." 

- "You read words so literally…"

- "My goal is to get them off-app to talk."  

- "You never know what anyone has got going on. The apps make it a game. Gameified."

- "Patience and persistence and at the end of the day, you just need one. If that’s what you’re looking for."

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- "Can something be organic if you’ve predetermined where you want it to go, and secondly, how do you know there’s chemistry if the experiment is being done in real time?

"How can you determine chemistry if you’ve told the person you’re looking for chemistry?"

- "Plenty of Whitefish would be a terrible site to go on."

- "By the way, Plenty of Whitefish is people who they want to match with to see if you want to storm the Capitol. "

- "That was amazing and hilarious. I combined both racism and anti-semitism into both popular events and dating apps. I think it was one of the best things I’ve ever said, thankyouverymuch. Plenty of Whitefish dot com."
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- "Eat shit and get fucked. At two o’clock in the morning." 

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"The first date that I went on — well the second date, because I made out with that pregnant woman in the parking lot of that burger place — but other than that..."

"That might rival the homeless woman. My first date I made out with a pregnant lady in the parking lot of a burger joint. Talk about a baptism by fire."

"I can fake it, I can trick these people into thinking I’m a fully-formed human and reboot my life."

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---"You could just disappear after what happened this week with all the stuff in our country and say, ‘this is not the time for me to try and match with somebody. This is ridiculous.’ Or you could say, “I need a distraction. I need to go on there and mindlessly look at attractive people and judge them, and say left or right left or right left or right. And either way is fine.”

-"Or, you could say, there’s a lot of crazy stuff in the world. Life’s too short to live it alone. And you want a partner. And you want to find somebody."

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-"Sometimes the frivolity of a conversation is purposeful."
-"Bro, you say at least three or four words and episode where I have no idea what they mean. And I’m a really smart person."
-"I just think that you are on a different level, which is fine because some people appreciate that and some people will feel dumb. I don’t feel dumb."
-"I’m not trying to make anyone feel dumb."
-"I don’t think you are."
-"Well, you a little bit. "
-"I don’t feel dumb."
-"You know what they say about guy’s with big vocabularies."
-"They talk a lot?"
-"That’s where I was going to go. If you’ve got it, flaunt it. I’m like the Milton Berle of vocabularies over here. "

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-"Do you realize there’s a microphone in front of you?"

-"Pontificate is a smart person word for thinking."

-"I know what pontificate means, douche."